[net.physics] Faster-Than-Light Travel Demonstrated

Makey.DODCSC%MIT-MULTICS@sri-unix.UUCP (01/25/84)

(enter Sarcasm mode)

>>> Subject:  Question about Helmut Schmidt's PSI experiment
>>> Date:  Sunday, 29 January 1984 21:26 est
>>> From:  ihnp4!ihuxr!lew at UCB-VAX
>>> To:  physics at SRI-UNIX
>>> Article-I.d.:  ihuxr.855

     At last!  The above is conclusive evidence that faster-than-light
travel is possible.  The message with the above header was received
more than four days *BEFORE* it was sent.  The only way this could
conceiveably have happened is if the message traveled faster than
light from ihuxr to SRI-UNIX.  (If there were only some way to get this
kind of network thruput on a regular basis!)  This is the kind of scoop
that the National Inquirer pays big bucks for, but you saw it first on
net.physics!

			:: Jeff Makey

edhall@randvax.ARPA (Ed Hall) (01/28/84)

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After all, SRI has been home to famous PSI researchers Puthoff and Targ.
Obviuosly their netnews link harnesses their `discoveries'  :-)

		-Ed Hall
		decvax!randvax!edhall