bae@fisher.UUCP (Shiva the Destroyer) (01/18/85)
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We Need Paladins!
We are in the process of carrying out research of great importance. For
this purpose, we are in dire need of acquiring many Lawful Good paladins,
preferably worshippers of Donblas.
If you know a Paladin we might be interested in, contact:
The One True Church of Arioch
P.O. Box #15
and you shall be awarded a finder's fee. If you are in a position
to bring your friend into our offices, alive, and in good health,
you will receive a much larger delivery fee.
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I, Brewster, Master of Time, Space, and Dimension, am looking for
minions to carry out my will. If you are looking for a highly paid,
highly responsible position with a well-established firm, please
reply to P.O. Box #8
No Goods need apply.
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I, The Dark Lord, Master of Brewster, will pay more to do less.
Great Fringe Benefits
Few Responsibilities
Travel
Advancement Opportunities
Personal, as well as Professional, Rewards
Whatever the Evil you wish to wreak, I've got the job for you.
P.O. Box #7
The Dark Lord, Inc. is an Equal-Opportunity Employer.
Many positions exist for Evils and Neutrals,
some unpaid opportunities available for Goods...
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The Dancing Demon:
Tired of the same old boring inns. Fed up with the goody-two-shoes
paladins and clerics who don't appreciate your eclectic dining habits?
Then come to the Dancing Demon, for a rousing meal, and the best rates
on rooms in town.
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Dorien's Magic Shoppe and Expeditionary Emporium
We offer the finest selection in magic items available. Anything
we don't have in stock, can be special-ordered, and delivered anywhere
you require. All forms of hard-to-find expeditionary impedimentia are
also available at our fine store. We have had hundreds of years experience
fulfilling the function of expedition outfitter, and believe that you will
find our personal service and experience without peer in the realm.
Drop by our store, or reply to the address below for private consultation
or special orders.
Dorien's, P.O. Box #13
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Part-time jobs available to observant individuals.
Join a strong, well-organized public-service organization!
Opportunities for advancement exist for persons of merit.
Contact Information Unlimited, P.O. BOX #2
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The Ki-Rin Inn:
A nice place to relax, and dine in entertaining and polite company.
We offer the best menu and best clientele in town. In addition to our
fine dining experience, we also offer rooms for rent, at modest rates.
Please drop by, and make the Ki-Rin your Inn.
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Rhomba's Bar and Grill:
Are you ready for some real down-home cooking, hobbit style? Our
fine hobbit chefs will prepare your meal using secret recipes and
techniques developed especially for the pleasure of Rhomba, King
of the Hobbits. In addition to setting the best table in town,
family style, we offer many rooms at very good rates, to allow you
to recuperate from your dining experience.
All and One - come by for the best meal of your life!
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It has come to our attention that there may be an installation belonging
to the foul and evil followers of Set within 2 weeks journey of our
fair city. Recently, an ancient map showing the probable location of
their fortress has come into our hands. We wish to hire a band of
adventurers to go forth and investigate this map. If there is a
group of Set worshippers this close to our city, they should be
eradicated without mercy.
All interested parties, reply to:
The Committee for the Destruction of Set,
P.O. Box #14
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Brian A. Ehrmantraut
Ad Maioram Gloriam Hasturi!
UUCP: {allegra, astrovax, princeton, twg} !fisher!bae
BELL: (609) 452-8991 / (609) 734-7761
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