[net.wines] Hangover Cure Wanted!

bub@ames-lm.UUCP (Bubbette McLeod) (02/03/84)

After getting totally wrenched out of shape from drinking too much
gewurtztraminer, champagne, and single malt scotch on New Year's Eve,
I have developed a desire for a better hangover a cure.
I already know about drinking lots of water, taking vitamin B
(before, during, and after), and menudo (yum, yum) - but unfortunately
none of these worked on New Year's morning.
Any suggestions (besides temperance)?

-bub
{hao,menlo70}!ames-lm!bub

lat@wbux5.UUCP (02/03/84)

<-line-gobbler

	Hmmm...I can't think of anything offhand (besides
	hair of the dog), but I know I can't drink water
	the morning after....I get drunk all over again.
	For me, a strong Bloody Mary usually does the
	trick :-).


-- 

Laurie Topor
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CSO \ 185 Monmouth Parkway \ West Long Branch, NJ 07733 \ (203)-870-7491

ignatz@ihuxx.UUCP (Dave Ihnat, Chicago, IL) (02/04/84)

Ok, you asked for it!   This has been an important topic for me, and I
haven't hesitated to incorporate the best of both personal experience
with the recommendations of the "Masters".  So, following is the
method I use for those really incredible hangovers...the ones where I
wake up under the mattress.  (I own a water bed.)

Now, this isn't just try-and-fail; some of the following was reasoned
from many discussions with nurses and doctors who are fellow imbibers;
the rest, extracted from an excellent text, "The Hangover Handbook",
by David E. Outerbridge (Harmony Books, New York, copyright 1981 by
David E. Outerbridge and Rae Lindsay, ISBN: 0-517-545845 (cloth),
0-517-543567 (paper)). (That ought to convince you that this is real!)
This text confirmed many of my medical speculations, and in addition,
provides detailed medical descriptions of just what you're doing to
yourself when over-indulging in drink; numerous reasons to ignore
the terrible effects you just learned about; anecdotes throughout
history concerning this oldest of pasttimes; and, finally, dozens of
remedies, rated according to their efficicacy.  So, on with...

PROBLEM:  Why do you feel horrible?
ANSWER:	To simplify, you're dehydrated and your blood electrolytes are
shot to hell.  You've loaded yourself with impurities, too--congeners
and aldehydes, which are poisons in their own right.  These have to be
metabolized, requiring protein and oxygen.  Alcohol causes
important elements such as magnesium, potassium, and calcium to be
temporarily unavailable, leading (in part) to tremors.  (How?  Not
here.  Study the books.)  It also washes away vitamins B1, B6, and C.
Alcohol inhibits REM sleep--this is why you can sleep 8 hours, and
still be tired and irritable.  Finally, neurons react to the presence
of a depressant such as alcohol by becoming more sensitive; it takes
time to re-adapt.  Thus, the sensitivity to light, sound, etc.  So, of
all the offered remedies, I've settled on the following; in light of
the foregoing discussion, you should be able to guess the reason for
each component.

1) DRINKING IS AN ART.  Be an artist.  Plan these things; eat a
   *hearty* meal beforehand, high in protein and minerals.  The old
   bit about grease is, surprisingly, not too crazy.  The slower the
   rate of absorption, the better.  Incidentally, vitamin C is a
   chelating agent for numerous congeners, especially aldehyde; so is
   cabbage.  Stoke up before drinking!

2) AVOID THE WORST.  If you have a tendency to drink light liquors,
   indulge it.  The darker the liquor--bourbon, as opposed to
   vodka--the more impurities.  (This is, of course, almost impossible
   to do.)  I don't do this; Jack Daniels' is my bane and my joy.
   Usually in reverse order.

3) GO TO BED:  Here, you may look ahead.  Take a few glasses of water
   to anticipate the dehydration.  Also, take the following witches'
   brew--lay it out before leaving, if you may forget.  If you don't
   do it tonight, then do it when you get up; but your stomach, after
   you've scoured the lining with alcohol, may not love it:

	Vitamins:	A  - 2x normal daily dosage
			B1 - 4x normal daily dosage
			B6 - 4x normal daily dosage
			C  - 500-1000 mg

	Minerals:	Nioxin		- 10-20 mg
			Calcium		- 250 mg
			Magnesium	- 250 mg
			Potassium	- 1 tsp. KCl solution.
	
3) SLEEP!  If you do enough of this, you may even miss the whole
   thing.  Unfortunately, sometimes we have to get up.  Like for
   work...so we go to:

4) REMEDIAL ACTION:  You already did it, with or without the above
   precautions, and HAVE to get up.  Now is the time to recover:

	-Drink fluids.  Contrary to popular fables, you won't get drunk
	 again, although you may feel light-headed or dizzy; understand
	 that your body has been ABUSED.  In light of the above
	 explanations, preferentially drink fruit juices--vitamins,
	 especially C, and sugar for your depleted metabolism--or even
	 soda pop, if you must.  AVOID diet sodas; while they provide
	 fluid replenishment, that's all.  You need more.  Incidentally, a
	 cold watermelon provides liquid and simple sugars, and the cold
	 feels good both in the mouth and throat.

	-Take a hot shower.  Obviously, this will speed the metabolism,
	 aside from washing that hideous stench of stale smoke and sweat
	 from your trembling body.  Along the same lines, run a mile,
	 workout, or whatever else you tend to lean toward to work
	 your metabolism up to a higher pitch.  You'll feel worse
	 during the workout, but better much sooner.  (I cheat here.
	 I'll take a hot sauna over the workout, but WARNING!  Your
	 body is shaky; it may not be able to take the same
	 sauna-punishment when hungover as when sober, so use
	 caution.)

	-EAT.  No matter how it feels, eat a full meal.  Especially lean
	 toward foods rich in protein, vitamins, and--you guessed--cabbage!

	-SLEEP.  If  you can, go back to sleep.  Otherwise, don't
	 forget to take your vitamins if you forgot them before going
	 to bed.  By this time, you will probably still feel 'not
	 quite right', but you will have purged yourself of most of
	 the foul symptoms.

FINALLY:  Avoid aspirin.  Your headache and body pains and tremors are
a combination of a lot of things, and the aspirin (or Tylenol, or
whatever) will not be able to solve them.  If you need an antacid,
well, maybe...but wait until after eating and drinking some fruit
juices and water.  Finally...the one problem I mentioned above, that I
haven't addressed, is the neuron sensitivity.  Believe it or not, a
small amount of the hair of the dog *will* help.  The single Bloody
Mary will help...have it before eating.

This was longer than I meant it to be, but this *is* a serious
subject.  Believe me, this regimen is easy to follow and will make it
distressingly easy for you to shrug off incredible binges!

			From the tired liver of

				Dave Ihnat
				ihuxx!ignatz

grd@iwu1d.UUCP (grd) (02/08/84)

  In response to a possible hangover cure, I would suggest what an owner
of a local tavern once explained to me.  The suggestion was to eat dairy
products the day after.  What I found that worked fairly well was to
eat cheese and drink milk.  Cottage cheese is also good.  Another
suggestion could be to take aspirin before you go to bed if you
think you've had a good night.  A word of caution is needed here.  I
would not normally take anything but tylenol or aspirin and use in
LOW dosages (2 max).  Aside from this temperance is 100 % effective.

                                    Garry Daly
                                    iwu1d!grd

kwmc@hou5d.UUCP (02/08/84)

I have heard that alcohol with aspirin is 100% certain to cause
small (temporary?) stomach ulcers.  This I heard at a Bell Labs
colloquium on gastro-endroscopy (sp?).
					Ken Cochran     hou5d!kwmc

fish@ihu1g.UUCP (Bob Fishell) (02/08/84)

(oo)
Sorry, Bubbette, there isn't any.  If you  drink too much, it does a
certain amount of damage to your body, and that takes time to straighten
itself out.  I'm not preaching, mind you, just stating the facts.
Now as to the symptoms, one thing that does help is to drink lots of
liquid, preferably orange or grapefruit juice.  This is full of fructose,
which helps your body metabolize alcohol, and it replaces your fluids.
Drinking dehydrates you terribly, you know.  Other than that, you can just
take aspirin for the headache, and wait for your body to recover.  

The only thing I've ever found that comes close to being a cure is Codeine.
The next time you get dental work done, it would do you good to save a 
little of your prescription for those mornings after.  Codeine won't cure
anything, but it will make you feel better.  DON'T take it until you wake
up feeling awful the next morning -- it interacts with alcohol.  Wash it
down with a quart of O.J., and go back to bed.  You might feel better by
afternoon, especially if you sleep longer.

Besides abstinence, the only way to avoid a hangover is to drink moderately.  
Next time, try keeping your consumption down to one drink every 45 minutes or
so.  This will give your system a chance to keep up with you.  You can
stay slightly buzzed, but you won't get trashed.  And don't mix your
liquor.  That combination you mentioned would give a whale a hangover!
-- 

                               Bob Fishell
                               ihnp4!ihu1g!fish

bch@unc.UUCP (Byron Howes ) (02/09/84)

Ah.  Everybody with their own hangover cure and most of them contradictory.

My own pet cure is:

(1) Don't go to bed until you are reasonably sober, that is you have
metabolized or otherwise gotten rid of (boy, is *that* a euphemism!)
the better part of the alchohol in your system.  

(2) Drink plenty of fruit juice or water -- hyperfluidate yourself to
ward off the effects of dehydration.  A friend of mine who is an
epidimiologist believes dehydration to be one of the primary causes
of hangover discomfort.

(3) Eat bulk.  Bread, cereal (with milk), or anything similar so as to
settle your stomach.

(4) Take two aspirin and go to bed.

Since I have been going through this ritual my mornings after have been
considerably more pleasant, though I haven't found a way to whip the
"washed out" feeling I get the next day.  

			From the beer drinking capitol of the world!
-- 

					Byron Howes
					UNC - Chapel Hill
					(decvax!mcnc!unc!bch)

fahey@inuxd.UUCP (Randall Fahey) (02/13/84)

Since no one has yet metioned this one, I'll contribute:

A former roomate of mine once swore by activated charcoal
as the ultimate hangover prevention/cure.  It is available
from drug stores in capsules or chewable tablets ( Not 
recommended if you like white teeth...) and is 
usually prescribed to control flatulence (may as well 
kill two birds with the same stone).  The suggestion
originally came from a Harvard Medical Journal.  It was
not given as a guarenteed cure, but the author had
done some research and it worked for him.
At any rate, after swallowing/chewing several of the little
guys before turning in for the night, my roomate never once
woke up in a bad way (or at least never admitted it).

				R. Fahey
				ATT-CP
				Indianapolis

sid@linus.UUCP (Sid Stuart) (02/28/84)

	I like to take a megadose of vitamine B's and go back to
bed for an hour. I feel a lot better when I wake up the second time.
The dosage I take is usually labled B-50, it has 50 mg of most of
the B complexes.

				sid@linus.uucp

ed@unisoft.UUCP (Ed Gould) (03/02/84)

Actually there is a real preventive for hangovers.  Hangover
symptoms are often just dehydration symptoms, brought on
because alcohol is a diuretic.  Drinking lots of water
after the alcohol helps.

-- 
Ed Gould
ucbvax!mtxinu!ed

bobgian@psuvax.UUCP (Bob Giansiracusa) (03/02/84)

There is one very simple cure for hangovers, guaranteed to work:

Don't drink.

-- 
Bob Giansiracusa (Dept of Computer Science, Penn State Univ, 814-865-9507)
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pat@pyuxqq.UUCP (Pat M. Iurilli) (03/04/84)

There is a sure way to severely lessen the effects of hangovers, besided not
drinking in the first place.  If you take a strong B-complex vitamin that is
high in B-12, it counteracts many of the effects of hangovers, and reduces
others.  It seems that drinking depletes some of the body's supply of B
vitamins, so taking one a few hours before drinking will be a big help.
Pat Iurilli Bell Communications Research  Poscataway, NJ
{ihnp4,harpo}!pyuxqq!pat
NO FLAMES PLEASE!!!!!!!!

ignatz@ihuxx.UUCP (Dave Ihnat, Chicago, IL) (03/05/84)

	Subject: Re: Hangover Cure Wanted!
	...
	There is one very simple cure for hangovers, guaranteed to work:
	
	Don't drink.
	
	-- 
	Bob Giansiracusa (Dept of Computer Science, Penn State Univ, 814-865-9507)

What a Disgusting Notion!!!!

			Dave Ihnat
			ihuxx!ignatz

clark@sdcsla.UUCP (03/08/84)

One other thing that I find to help is to replenish not just the 
water content of my poor dehydrated body, but the electrolyte level
(that has been trashed as well).  This is not news, but the way I do it
(besides massive doses of fruit juice) is massive doses of one of the
sport electrolyte replacement drinks.  Specifically, I use Gatorade
because I can get the cans of the powder and mix up a liter on demand.
Seems to help.  
>From the shaky hands of -- Clark (Quinn)

jdb@qubix.UUCP (Jeff Bulf) (03/09/84)

from:
Bob Giansiracusa (Dept of Computer Science, Penn State Univ, 814-865-9507)
>	There is one very simple cure for hangovers, guaranteed to work:
>
>	Don't drink.

As we all know "Virtue is *it's own* reward. :-)
-- 
	Dr Memory
	...{decvax,ucbvax,ihnp4}!decwrl!qubix!jdb

hans@log-hb.UUCP (Hans Albertsson) (03/09/84)

<My Humble Sacrifice.. What's small, green, lives 3 nodes down the net and
 eats lines? Why, the little green line-eater 3 nodes down the net, of
 course! >

	As far as I know, vitamin B12 affects the nervous system
	activity indirectly, through lechitine & stuff.
	Also, some vitamins affect metabolism, and may increase
	ones burning rate for alcohol.
	It costs a bit too, obviously, since the effect goes away
	third or fourth time around in a single month.
	I'm presently staying sober, as a better way. Goes better
	with driving, too.

		{philabs,decvax}!mcvax!enea!log-hb!hans