[net.rumor] IBM

ricks@tekcad.UUCP (11/11/83)

#N:tekcad:1700002:000:827
tekcad!franka    Nov 10 16:05:00 1983

	I just got back from an IBM presentation. It was mainly about the
IBM PC/XT and the VM/PC, but there was a little bit on the Peabrain (you
know, the IBM PC Jr. (does that stand for Junker?)). My friends and I came
up with some good questions which were never fully answered to our satis-
faction. SO if the wise readers of the net can help us with these:

	What's the difference between a Moonie and an IBM sales rep?

The best we could come up with were:

	a) The Moonie gives up easier.

and

	b) The Moonie doesn't get your phone number or put your name on
	a mailing list.

So, again, any help in answering this important question would be appreciated.

               				From the truly menacing,
   /- -\       				but usually underestimated,
    <->        				Frank Adrian
               				(tektronix!tekcad!franka)

riddle@ut-sally.UUCP (Prentiss Riddle) (11/15/83)

An uncle of mine has been employed all of his working life by IBM.  He
began at age 18 as a (mechanical!) typewriter repairman and worked his
way up with the company.  Now he's an engineer doing something with main-
frames.

The standing joke in our family has always been to ask his wife if he
really has "IBM" embroidered on his pyjamas.