[net.rumor] masturbation...

dimare@ucla-cs.UUCP (09/05/84)

grows hair on your hands (but it only applies to males).

I bet anything could be blamed on it...

	Adolfo
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rcd@opus.UUCP (Dick Dunn) (09/18/84)

> grows hair on your hands (but it only applies to males).

In fact, government research has shown that almost all effects of
masturbation are also caused by use of marijuana--EXCEPT for hairy palms.
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