[net.rumor] exxon office systems

cjh@petsd.UUCP (Chris Henrich) (01/23/85)

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> Gawd, thats the best laugh I've had all week, what with thawing out water
> pipes, convincing my truck to start and fixing the hole in my colapsible
> cats' head!
> 
> 				   steve mosier
> 
> 				mosier@Indiana.csnet
> 			 	{pur-ee purdue ihnp4} !iuvax!mosier

	I am astonished to learn that your cat has a hole in
its head - most cats of my acquaintance are very sensible
people.
	Of course, a collapsible cat is under special
strains...

Regards,
Chris

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mosier@iuvax.UUCP (01/26/85)

Guess I should of been a little more specific...actually its all true.
During our little midwest cold snap (as in the midwestern part of
Antarctica), my hot water pipes decided to take a vacation, or go on
strike, I'm not sure which.  The diesel fuel in my truck truned to
the consistency of honey.  My cat, for god knows what reason, thot
he could whip the neighbors dog -- he failed miserably, though I don't
think their dog necessarily wants a re-match either.  He's called
The Collapsible Cat, because of his ability to squeeze under the
wood stove and stay curled up there for hours.

Cheers...
				   steve mosier

				mosier@Indiana.csnet
			 	{pur-ee purdue ihnp4} !iuvax!mosier