john@frog.UUCP (John Woods) (07/15/85)
> Please pardon the lack of obscenities in this flame. (c; > Take a clue from this phrase from one Coke posting: "News flash!" > News flashes can work on TV because (a) there are still few sources of > the information -- it is still "news", and (b) the transmission reaches > everyone who is going to hear it within the same few milliseconds. > Sitting on 2000 cases of hoarded Old Coke and RUINED, > Charles Poirier > It's time to let the cat out of the bag. AT&T bought the Coca-Cola Company while no one was looking, and we have just about repaid their expenditure... :-) -- John Woods, Charles River Data Systems, Framingham MA, (617) 626-1101 ...!decvax!frog!john, ...!mit-eddie!jfw, jfw%mit-ccc@MIT-XX.ARPA I have a bad habit of thinking of tremendously witty .signatures just before I fall asleep. If I kept paper by my bed, you'd probably be laughing uncontrollably at this very moment. Sorry.