tfp@busch.UUCP (tom thumbs) (07/25/85)
Kate Bush is not spattered all over the walls of UCB.
The person who was blown up at UCB was a terrorist (not Doug Alan)
working for the KBLF (Kate Bush Liberation Front, not to be confused with
the FLKB [Front for the Liberation of Kate Bush] or the LKFB [ Liberation
Kate Front Bush])... these Kate Bush fans are getting desperate in their
attempts to squelch dissent!
rumor:
It has been said by fairly reliable sources that Kate Bush was
actually the mistress of J.S. Bach, and that all the work usually
attributed to Bach was actually written by Kate Bush. Moreover, Kate Bush
and Peter Gabriel conspired to write the complete works of Shakespeare.
...tp...
tom patterson ihnp4!wucs!tp [when it's not down]
Note: here in St. Louis, it is usually considered tacky to spell
"Bush" without a 'c' before the 'h'.gnome@olivee.UUCP (Gary Traveis) (07/29/85)
> > Kate Bush is not spattered all over the walls of UCB. > The person who was blown up at UCB was a terrorist (not Doug Alan) > working for the KBLF (Kate Bush Liberation Front, not to be confused with > the FLKB [Front for the Liberation of Kate Bush] or the LKFB [ Liberation > Kate Front Bush])... these Kate Bush fans are getting desperate in their > attempts to squelch dissent! > > rumor: > It has been said by fairly reliable sources that Kate Bush was > actually the mistress of J.S. Bach, and that all the work usually > attributed to Bach was actually written by Kate Bush. Moreover, Kate Bush > and Peter Gabriel conspired to write the complete works of Shakespeare. > You're all wrong! It's actually Kate's bush -- It all started when an article got mis-posted from net.garden ....
rjv@ihdev.UUCP (ron vaughn) (07/30/85)
In article <441@olivee.UUCP> gnome@olivee.UUCP (Gary Traveis) writes: >You're all wrong! It's actually Kate's bush -- It all started when >an article got mis-posted from net.garden .... and YOU'RE wrong. the article on kate's bush was originally in net.rec.nude. ron vaughn ...!ihnp4!ihdev!rjv
crandell@ut-sally.UUCP (Jim Crandell) (08/01/85)
> You're all wrong! It's actually Kate's bush -- It all started when > an article got mis-posted from net.garden .... Garden? I hope it's not visible from the street. She could get arrested. -- Jim Crandell, C. S. Dept., The University of Texas at Austin {ihnp4,seismo,ctvax}!ut-sally!crandell
cdk@avsdS.UUCP (Chris Kendall) (08/02/85)
> > > > Kate Bush is not spattered all over the walls of UCB. > > The person who was blown up at UCB was a terrorist (not Doug Alan) > > working for the KBLF (Kate Bush Liberation Front, not to be confused with > > the FLKB [Front for the Liberation of Kate Bush] or the LKFB [ Liberation > > Kate Front Bush])... these Kate Bush fans are getting desperate in their > > attempts to squelch dissent! > > > > rumor: > > It has been said by fairly reliable sources that Kate Bush was > > actually the mistress of J.S. Bach, and that all the work usually > > attributed to Bach was actually written by Kate Bush. Moreover, Kate Bush > > and Peter Gabriel conspired to write the complete works of Shakespeare. > > > > You're all wrong! It's actually Kate's bush -- It all started when > an article got mis-posted from net.garden .... *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** *** REPLACE THIS SPACE WITH YOUR FACE *** IS KATE'S BUSH ALL OVER UCB? DOSEN'T SHE GET CHAPPED? .signature W. Bully
cdk@avsdS.UUCP (Chris Kendall) (08/02/85)
> > > > > > Kate Bush is not spattered all over the walls of UCB. > > > The person who was blown up at UCB was a terrorist (not Doug Alan) > > > working for the KBLF (Kate Bush Liberation Front, not to be confused with > > > the FLKB [Front for the Liberation of Kate Bush] or the LKFB [ Liberation > > > Kate Front Bush])... these Kate Bush fans are getting desperate in their > > > attempts to squelch dissent! > > > > > > rumor: > > > It has been said by fairly reliable sources that Kate Bush was > > > actually the mistress of J.S. Bach, and that all the work usually > > > attributed to Bach was actually written by Kate Bush. Moreover, Kate Bush > > > and Peter Gabriel conspired to write the complete works of Shakespeare. > > > > > > > You're all wrong! It's actually Kate's bush -- It all started when > > an article got mis-posted from net.garden .... > > *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** > *** REPLACE THIS SPACE WITH YOUR FACE *** > > IS KATE'S BUSH ALL OVER UCB? DOSEN'T SHE GET CHAPPED? > > > > > .signature W. Bully > > ***REPLACE THIS FACE WITH SOME MACE *** OK OK OK OK !!!!!!! so I can't spell "doesn't"...... lack of proof reading skill! W.B.
car@avsdS.UUCP (Robert Carroll) (08/03/85)
> > > > > > > > Kate Bush is not spattered all over the walls of UCB. > > > > The person who was blown up at UCB was a terrorist (not Doug Alan) > > > > working for the KBLF (Kate Bush Liberation Front, not to be confused with > > > > the FLKB [Front for the Liberation of Kate Bush] or the LKFB [ Liberation > > > > Kate Front Bush])... these Kate Bush fans are getting desperate in their > > > > attempts to squelch dissent! > > > > > > > > rumor: > > > > It has been said by fairly reliable sources that Kate Bush was > > > > actually the mistress of J.S. Bach, and that all the work usually > > > > attributed to Bach was actually written by Kate Bush. Moreover, Kate Bush > > > > and Peter Gabriel conspired to write the complete works of Shakespeare. > > > > > > > > > > You're all wrong! It's actually Kate's bush -- It all started when > > > an article got mis-posted from net.garden .... > > > > *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** > > *** REPLACE THIS SPACE WITH YOUR FACE *** > > > > IS KATE'S BUSH ALL OVER UCB? DOSEN'T SHE GET CHAPPED? > > > > > > > > > > .signature W. Bully > > > > > > ***REPLACE THIS FACE WITH SOME MACE *** > OK OK OK OK !!!!!!! > > so I can't spell "doesn't"...... lack of proof reading skill! > > > > W.B. > > *** kdk EPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** EPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** EPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** q q EPLACRE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE ***CE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** qq help !! ZZ /q!
cdshaw@watmum.UUCP (Chris Shaw) (08/05/85)
F**k off with this nonsense already ! C'est tres boring !!!!!!!!!! Chris Shaw watmath!watmum!cdshaw or cdshaw@watmath University of Waterloo In doubt? Eat hot high-speed death -- the experts' choice in gastric vileness ! Face it, disclaimers are for cabbage-brained, addle-pated sluggards, not well-moneyed postmodern urban types like you & me who can afford a lawyer !
bill@persci.UUCP (08/07/85)
In article <239@watmum.UUCP> cdshaw@watmum.UUCP (Chris Shaw) writes: > >C'est tres boring !!!!!!!!!! Termites?? call the exterminator! -- William Swan {ihnp4,decvax,allegra,...}!uw-beaver!tikal!persci!bill
jans@mako.UUCP (Jan Steinman) (08/10/85)
In article <331@persci.UUCP> bill@persci.UUCP (William Swan) writes: >In article <239@watmum.UUCP> cdshaw@watmum.UUCP (Chris Shaw) writes: >> >>C'est tres boring !!!!!!!!!! > >Termites?? call the exterminator! > >-- >William Swan {ihnp4,decvax,allegra,...}!uw-beaver!tikal!persci!bill Finally the truth comes out! Kate's Bush didn't blow up at UCB's comp sci dept. Kate's Tree has termites, and she took it to UCB for help, and ended up in comp sci when she asked a Database 101 student where she could get help with her tree! See what kind of confusion results when someone starts a rumor, and it gets corrupted along the way? -- :::::: Jan Steinman Box 1000, MS 61-161 (w)503/685-2843 :::::: :::::: tektronix!tekecs!jans Wilsonville, OR 97070 (h)503/657-7703 ::::::