jlh@loral.UUCP (The Man With No Brain) (03/06/86)
I remember 4 or 5 years back when we were running all our microcode and state machine development on a PDP 11 under RSX11. Seems time for the annual preventitive maintanance came around, and one of the tests is to ensure the drive can read and write correctly to each and every block of a disk. The DEC field service tech looked at our rack of disks, saw one labeled 'Jay's scratch', and decided to use that for a disk. Well, you know engineers. A disk is a scratch disk until you put something you need on it, at which time it is the working disk. You also know engineers never re-name a disk once it has a label on it. Jay comes in the next day, mounts his disk, and reads out a bunch of E5's. Seems he lost about 3 months of work, only some of which he had listings of. I think the field service rep also caught hell for doing that to a customer's disk without asking anyone.
kishore2@watdcsu.UUCP (K.Singhal - Systems Design) (03/10/86)
Summary:More disks bite the dust. Well, back a few years ago on a work term in Victoria, B.C., A friend of mine who was spending his work term at BC Systems told me about what an operator had done one day. It seems that the machines were normally shut down in the wee hours of the night and brought back up by the first shift of operators who came in in the morning. One morning the operators were not to boot up the system until after some maintenance work was to be done on the drives. The operator who was on that shift that morning hovever had somehow forgotten about the scheduled maintenance and tried to boot the system. It seems he lost his job over the ruined disks. -- Sherman Lang Systems Design Engineering University of Waterloo
falk@sun.uucp (Ed Falk) (03/11/86)
Where I used to go to school, the electronic music lab down the hall had a PDP-11/04. that's right, "04". The machine was a quad-width unibus and the cpu was all low-level ttl. It had a cassette drive, some D/A converters and one of those big disk drives that you don't often see attached to a microprocessor. Anyway, the computer-knurds who joined the lab so that they could play with the computer could never get the idea that you have to be careful with computer hardware. They were always doing things like pulling boards out or putting them in when the power was on. At one time or another, they blew every single board on the bus. The best move they pulled was when one of them plugged the CPU board, which was only a dual-width board in the MIDDLE of the bus (not on one side or the other which would have been ok). As soon as the power was turned on, the CPU board was blown to kingdom-come. The computer knurds managed to identify all the bad chips and replace them -- except for the microcode rom. When they called DEC, they were told that the '04 was out of production and that there was no way they could get a replacement. What DEC did do for them was to send an octal dump of the microcode to them. They wound up in the tech room where I worked with a prom chip and a twelve volt power supply burning a new chip by hand, bit by bit. By the way, here's two practical jokes that we thought of but refrained from pulling (we didn't need to, the computer knurds were doing it for us): 1) go to the big disk drive, remove the pack, and place damp laundry all around the perimeter. 2) pull out any board, and spray clear Krylon across the fingers. They'd never have debugged that one. -ed falk, sun microsystems
chuq@sun.uucp (Chuq Von Rospach) (03/11/86)
My 'favorite' horror story -- when I was still hacking RSTS for a living, we had an 11/34 with a couple of CDC Hawk 80 meg drives (one of the most reliable washtubs I've ever worked with). One day, the CS guy was out doing PM on the drive, and I walked into the machine room to find him smoking while doing the PM with the drive wide open to the world. He was immediately escorted out of the machine room and out of the building, and his boss was called and told that he could send someone else out to finish the PM and pick up the guy's tools (which we neglected to let him take). I don't know who was more pissed -- us or his (soon to be ex) boss... chuq -- :From catacombs of Castle Tarot: Chuq Von Rospach chuq@sun.ARPA FidoNet: 125/84 {decwrl,decvax,hplabs,ihnp4,pyramid,seismo,ucbvax}!sun!chuq Somehow, Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore...
greenber@phri.UUCP (Ross Greenberg) (03/12/86)
Then there was the DEC tech, doing a PM on an RP04 that was making some strange noises. He fiddled with the latch on the cover so it could spin up to speed with the cover open. He leaned over the spinning disk to listen. Then his tie got caught on the *outside* edge of the spinning pack....... -- ------ ross m. greenberg ihnp4!allegra!phri!sysdes!greenber [phri rarely makes a guest-account user a spokesperson. Especially not me.]
nather@utastro.UUCP (Ed Nather) (03/12/86)
In article <3344@sun.uucp>, falk@sun.uucp (Ed Falk) writes: > 2) pull out any board, and spray clear Krylon across the fingers. They'd > never have debugged that one. Don't count on it. A standard response to flakey or non-functional boards it to take them out and scrub off the contact fingers with a rubber eraser, first. It's amazing how often that works -- the older the equipment, the more often it is effective. "The Shadow? Feh! What does HE know?" -- Ed Nather Astronomy Dept, U of Texas @ Austin {allegra,ihnp4}!{noao,ut-sally}!utastro!nather nather@astro.UTEXAS.EDU
jbs@mit-eddie.MIT.EDU (Jeff Siegal) (03/13/86)
In article <2282@phri.UUCP> greenber@phri.UUCP (Ross Greenberg) writes: >[...]. He fiddled with the latch on the cover so it >could spin up to speed with the cover open. He leaned over the spinning >disk to listen. > >Then his tie got caught on the *outside* edge of the spinning pack....... Well, what happened!!! 8-) Jeff Siegal - MIT EECS
crs@lanl.ARPA (Charlie Sorsby) (03/14/86)
> Don't count on it. A standard response to flakey or non-functional boards > it to take them out and scrub off the contact fingers with a rubber eraser, > first. It's amazing how often that works -- the older the equipment, the > more often it is effective. It also, as I recall, may void the warranty on boards with gold plated contact fingers. At the very least I have read service manual that said "don't do it" because it removes the thin gold plating. -- The opinions expressed are not necessarily those of my employer, the government or your favorite deity. Charlie Sorsby ...!{cmcl2,ihnp4,...}!lanl!crs crs@lanl.arpa
oyster@uwmacc.UUCP (Vicarious Oyster) (03/14/86)
In article <2282@phri.UUCP> greenber@phri.UUCP (Ross Greenberg) writes: >Then there was the DEC tech, doing a PM on an RP04 that was making >some strange noises. He fiddled with the latch on the cover so it >could spin up to speed with the cover open. He leaned over the spinning >disk to listen. > >Then his tie got caught on the *outside* edge of the spinning pack....... > I *knew* there was a reason computer people don't wear ties (that is, unless they go into management; they don't do any real work then, so don't have to worry about it). -- - Joel ({allegra,ihnp4,seismo}!uwvax!uwmacc!oyster) P.S. If my management reads this, I didn't post it...
henry@utzoo.UUCP (Henry Spencer) (03/16/86)
> >...He leaned over the spinning disk to listen. > >...Then his tie got caught on the *outside* edge of the spinning pack... > > I *knew* there was a reason computer people don't wear ties ... If you visit a well-run machine shop, you will note that the machinists do not wear ties, long sleeves, loose jackets, rings, watches, or gloves while working in the vicinity of rotating machinery. -- Henry Spencer @ U of Toronto Zoology {allegra,ihnp4,linus,decvax}!utzoo!henry
lowe@gondor.UUCP (Tom Lowe) (03/16/86)
This story appeared in our campus paper last September: So and So reported Saturday that his $2,431 computer was missing Wednesday morning after he set it next to the garbage outside his home, State College Bureau of Police Services said. Lenker's wife mistakenly threw the computer -- which was in its box -- into the trash, which was later picked up and dumped by Carson's Sanitary Disposal Service, police said. Could this be grounds for divorce? Ugggghhhhhhhhh............ -- Tom Lowe uucp: {allegra, ihnp4}!psuvax1!gondor!lowe Bitnet: LOWE@PSUVAXG.BITNET
lowe@gondor.UUCP (Tom Lowe) (03/16/86)
I recall when I was just starting to play with larger than home computers, we had a Southwest Technical Products UnixFLEX system which was very similar to a S100 computer. Anyway, we were having intermittent problems with the thing, and one of the techs there tried cleaning the card edges. First with an eraser, which didn't work, then with a couple other things, which didn't work... Then with ........ *steel wool*! Well, the card edges were nice and clean -- too bad it shorted out some of the contacts! We spent hours looking at each of the cards (about a dozen or so) under stereoscopes looking for the ultra-fine steel wool particles. Fortunately, nothing got damaged. Ugggggghhhhhhhhh.............. -- Tom Lowe uucp: {allegra, ihnp4}!psuvax1!gondor!lowe Bitnet: LOWE@PSUVAXG.BITNET
okunewck@gondor.UUCP (Philip E. OKunewick) (03/18/86)
In article <6519@utzoo.UUCP> henry@utzoo.UUCP (Henry Spencer) writes: >> >...He leaned over the spinning disk to listen. >> >...Then his tie got caught on the *outside* edge of the spinning pack... >> >> I *knew* there was a reason computer people don't wear ties ... > >If you visit a well-run machine shop, you will note that the machinists do >not wear ties, long sleeves, loose jackets, rings, watches, or gloves while >working in the vicinity of rotating machinery. The problem with being a computer tech is that you're supposed to look like a white collar professional when you arrive at the customer's site. I ruined more good clothes this way. When I first started repairing computers, we were required to wear a tie. Every time I opened a CDC Hawk drive to clean the fixed platter (We really DID clean them with alcohol & gauze - standard PM) I would always go through a little ritual of checking my glasses, my watch, and my tie to make sure they were on tight, and especially make sure the tie was clear of the drive. One slipped object, and say bye-bye to a $30 platter and hello to an extra service call. All the techs were happy when the tie policy was dropped. ---Duck
mrgofor@mmm.UUCP (MKR) (03/19/86)
This story did not happen to me, and I disremember where I heard it, so it may not be true, but it's interesting nonetheless, so... There was a computer system that was experiencing intermittent power failures that were proving impossible to track down. Every means of recording device and electrical filter was used, but to no avail. The power failures always seemed to happen soon after lunch time, but for no apparent reason. After months of agonizing work, the technician finally figured it out: The room on the other side of the wall from the computer room was the men's bathroom. The grounding for the computer room circuits went to the water pipes that serviced one of the toilets. The building was rather old, and the toilets were in some need of repair. It seems that when one sat on the toilet seat, the weight of the sittee would cause the whole construction to lean forward a bit - not much, but enough to cause the marginally attached grounding wires to separate from the water pipes as the pipes bent along with the toilet - voila - the computer re-boots. I bet that was a hard one to track down! -- --MKR "The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The terror of their tyranny, however, is alleviated by their lack of consistency." - Albert Einstein
dem@sdcrdcf.UUCP (David E. Marquardt) (03/21/86)
This was told to me by a fellow co-worker who worked for another large main frame manufacture previously. It seems they delivered a new machine to an overseas site and during installation every time they applied power to one of the memory bays they blew every circuit breaker in the computer room. After reseting the circuits they again applied power to the memory bay with the same results. Since this was a new machine they crated it up and shipped it back and got a replacement. When they got the damaged memory bay back the started to tear it done to fine the cause of the short. Well what they found was a small hole about 3/8 in. in diameter going from top to bottom through some of the memory arrays, which cause a very effective short. After a lot of research they found the cause, it seems that after the memory had passed test and evaluation and quality assurance the bay was crated and put in the warehouse to await delivery. At some time during its storage an electrician was hired to do some work and since it was a secure building the security guard had do go with him. The electrician at one point said that he had to go back down to his truck to get a drill and the guard asked why and the electrician said he needed to drill a hole right here (pointing to a spot on the floor). The guard then responded by pulling out his sidearm and proceeded to blow a hole at the appropriate spot which happened to be right above where the memory bay was being stored. The last he knew the guard had been reprimanded and re-assigned to another of the security agency's customers. Dave Marquardt sdcrdcf!dem
ggc@myrias.UUCP (Gilles Chartrand) (03/24/86)
A few years back, when I was a student at the University of Alberta, we had a serious system crash lasting over a day on our AMDAHL 470 V8 (might have been a V6 back then). One day, after the computer was taken down for PM, there was no file-system left on the disks (3381's I believe)... What happened was that the computing facility had been expanded without reguard to the capacity of the air conditioning. The computer had been left on for some time and in the process, the disks' internal temperature had far exceeded the specifications. Everything worked fine, as long as the disks remained "hot". When they were turned off, they contracted sufficiently to scramble the information on them... The short term fix was to run with the cabinet doors open (until adequate air-conditioning was available). I friend of mine was a system programmer on the above machine. His current task was to install a new "paging box" (a device containing vasts amounts of slow ram and looking like a VERY fast drum to the AMDAHL). He had the computer to himself and, to impose a load on the paging system, he would start up 10 tasks which would proceed to get 10 megs of memory and loop around touching the first byte of every page it had. After finding he a bug, he terminated the tasks and sat around to figure out a solution. He noticed that his fix took longer then the usual 3/10ths of a second to compile (after all he had a V8 to himself!) so he chased down the active processes to see who was competing with him. It seems he had forgotten to kill one of the paging processes! The computer had paged in all 10 megs (it was a 16 meg machine) and started to burn CPU like a bat out of hell! All in all it had consumed something like a $100,000 in "funny money". Gilles ...!ihnp4!alberta!myrias!ggc
jsf@rlgvax.UUCP (Steve Fritzinger) (03/28/86)
I have two quick but nasty stories. These are true so for everyone who has been defending horror stories in net.rumor by saying there all folk lore, sorry. Back in the summer of '84 I was setting up a PC lab at my school. We were converting an old chem. lab, and of course had to make some major modifications, including installing air conditioning to handle the heat. After setting up about 50 Dec Pro 350s we had the normal break in trouble but soon everything settled down and ran fine until about mid October. I came in one Saturday morning to open the lab and found it a little warm, but didn't think anything about it. After cramming close to 100 freshmen into the lab to work on their homework, the temperature reached close to 90 and 3/4s of the machines were down with random hardware errors. Seems that building services had decided on Friday afternoon that it was time to turn off the air conditioner, and fire up the heat for the winter. They had of course locked the door behind them, and we had rivited all the windows shut that summer to prevent theft. The whole lab was down until late Monday when we finally convinced building services that we would need our air conditioner all winter. The cause of the second one was a little more difficult to find. Recently one of our customers was having trouble with a group of terminals getting periodic line noise, sometimes to the point of locking up the comm processor. After finding nothing wrong in the hard or software a team of crack support people went to site. There they found a bunch of RS232 lines almost 600 ft. long that ran through an elevator shaft. Every time the elevator came by with it's big electric motor on top the RS232 line would pick up the RF noise like any good antena and drive the comm board insane. -- Steve Fritzinger CCI-OSG Reston,Va. seismo!rlgvax!jsf "Most guys spend their entire life with one woman, right?" "Right." "I've got three under 'Q'."
hankb@teklds.UUCP (Hank Buurman) (03/28/86)
In article <638@mmm.UUCP> mrgofor@mmm.UUCP (MKR) writes: > > This story did not happen to me, and I disremember where I heard it, > ~~~~~~~~~~~ >so it may not be true, but it's interesting nonetheless, so... I'm curious. Why did you use the (non)word "disremember"? Wouldn't it have been easier to type "forget"? I believe this is an example of Richard Nixon's contributions to the english language, i.e. disremember= forget, "misspoke myself"=lied, etc. I'm not flaming you, I'm just puzzled as to why these examples of "nixonese" are entering common useage. Or are they? Does anybody else remember any other examples? Hank Buurman Tektronix Inc. tektronix!tekla!hankb =============================================================== "I've had people run out on me before, but never when I was so...charming." Rick Deckard, LAPD, Bladerunner Squad, B265354 ===============================================================