wutka@gitpyr.UUCP (Mark Wutka) (03/18/85)
I was thumbing through the Baseball Book of Lists today and I
found a few interesting lists.
Red Foley's All-time All-star Team
of Players Who Never Played a
Day in the Minor Leagues
first base: Ernie Banks, Frank Chance
second base: Frank Frisch
third base: Bob Horner (hoorah!!), Eddie Yost
shortstop: Dick Groat, Jack Barry
outfield: Dave Winfield, Mel Ott, Al Kaline, Ethan Allen
catcher: Michael (King) Kelly
pitchers: Sandy Koufax, Johnny Antonelli, Bob Feller,
Ted Lyons, Eppa Rixley, Eddie Plank, Jack Coombs,
Catfish Hunter
Frank Boggs' 10 Favorite Things About Baseball
1. Home run in the bottom of the ninth
2. Hot hot dog
3. Cold beer
4. Cold hot dog
5. Fairly cold beer
6. Seeing the visiting manager thumbed
7. Luke-warm beer
8. Extra innings
9. Really warm beer
10. Rest room
29 Famous Baseball Batteries Made Up of Pitchers and Catchers
Who, Unfortunately, Never Played Together, but Did in Fact, Play
in the Major Leagues and Only Chance Prevented Us from Hearing
the Public Address Announcer Say, "The Battery for Today's Game..."
1. East and West
2. Johnson and Johnson
3. Holly and Ivie
4. Barnes and Noble
5. Hand and Foote
6. Burns and Allen
7. Black and White
8. Butcher and Baker
9. Nixon and Agnew
10. Kennedy and Johnson
11. Lewis and Clark
12. Rogers and Hart
13. Gilbert and Sullivan
14. Franklin and Marshall
15. Hale and Hardy
16. Bell and Howell
17. Mason and Dixon
18. Masters and Johnson
19. Black and Decker
20. More and Moore
21. Blue and Grey
22. Queen and King
23. High and Lowe
24. Reid and Wright
25. Short and Long
26. Stanley and Livingston
27. Martin and Lewis
28. Rowan and Martin
29. Olsen and Johnson
There are alot more interesting ones, so tell me if you would
like to see some more.
--
Mark Wutka
Office of Computing Services
Georgia Institute of Technology
Atlanta, Ga.
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