[net.sport.baseball] Is it ALIVE or is it Howard Cosell?

ogre@whuts.UUCP (LOCOCO) (08/07/85)

> 
> 	Speaking of Howard, has anyone else noticed that he seems to be 
> 	showing his age? Not just in the commentary that is straight out
> 	of the 30's and 40's. A few weeks ago, he interviewed Lasorda about
> 	Steve Howe, and I thought I saw quite a palsy shake in his hands.
> 	Also, he seems to be getting quite rude to Al and Jim - down to
> 	the nasty remarks he makes about Palmer's pitching. 
> 
> 	Bob May
> 	hplabs!hp-pcd!bobm

So what else is new! Howard is simply a frustrated old man and a frustrated
old Brooklyn Dodger fan. He takes his aggressions out on people trying to
snow them with his verbose, expansive vocabulary. People, like me, he
feasts upon, attempting to coerce one into making remarks which makes him 
look like a hero. If you're smart, like Frank Gifford's usual treatment of
Howard, you simply ignore the old fool. He knows nothing about sports, other
than what he thinks he's learned over the past years as a broadcaster. It's
a damn shamed he's learned very little, for alas, you can't teach an old
dog new tricks.
 
ABC, if you hear us out there, wake up! Put someone in Howard's spot that
knows baseball, and can add something constructive to the broadcast, other
than how many girlfriends a player has or whether that player might be
holding a seance next week to rid himself of some curse. Then you might see
how much Howard can really shake, as you noticed; he's destroying my set
with the additional vibration the set has to experience.

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