[net.sport] True Meaning of Kung Fu

wfs@mgweed.UUCP (10/26/83)

                       *    True Meaning Of Kung Fu(Part 1)    *

        Kuo had wanted to learn the art of boxing ever since he had been  a
     little  boy.  Nearly  every day he would search around but could never
     find a teacher who was willing enough to take in an orphan-much less a
     shabbily  dressed  one  who  made  his  living by selling firewood, or
     begging for handouts when it was necessary.  All  this  made  him  the
     target  of a group of rogues who belonged to a secret Tong society led
     by a young man called Hsia, who would always tease him  whenever  they
     met  and remark: "There goes dimwit Kuo, who wishes to know, but alas,
     what a poor fellow!" hoping to draw Kuo into  a  fight  so  that  they
     could  practice  boxing-which they had learned from their unscrupulous
     teachers-on him for real. One day, Kuo could no longer take  any  more
     of  the  constant humiliation and struck hastily and blindly at one of
     young men. But he hit nothing, and only added more fuel to  the  fire,
     as  the group burst out in uncontrollable laughter at the comical fury
     they had unleashed. Hey, Kuo needs a few lessons, doesn't  he?  Should
     we teach him a few? The leader Hsia questioned his counterparts almost
     jokingly, but they all agreed in unison. A fist went into his  abdomen
     as Kuo missed his opponent once again. Here is your first lesson, Kuo!
     And your second and your third! The bully insulted him   as   Kuo  was
     knocked  to  the  ground in only a few moves, and the other members of
     the  group  began  to  kick  him  mercilessly.  Ho!  You  boys!   Stop
     immediately! An aged monk interceded, kneeling over to the injured Kuo
     and helping him up. Hey! Hsia shouted angrely, why would you save such
     a miserable fellow, old monk? .........(Cont'd in part 2)

wfs@mgweed.UUCP (11/09/83)

                   *     True Meaning Of Kung Fu(Pt.2)     *

    But the learned man only closed his eyes and solemnly  prayed.  "Praise
be Buddha," and the  arrogant Hsia left with his friends in a huff, totally
disgusted  at  the  compassion  of  the  priest  and  the  outcome  of  the
intimidation  of  Kuo. As it was,  Kuo later found out that the monk was on
his way to distant Lo Shan Monastery, and knowing that certain  monks  knew
Kung Fu, deliberately volunteered to help and serve the monk whose name was
Sung. For many years Kuo tended to every menial job that had to be done  at
the  temple.  He  swept  the grounds meticulously, chopped the wood for the
fire and carried water everyday for the monks but  they  never  taught  him
anything.  On  an  exceptionally  hot  afternoon,  as  he  was carrying the
firewood to tend to the cooking furnace for the  evening meal, he met  monk
Sung  and  they exchanged greetings, but Kuo could not control his emotions
any further. Master Sung, I have fetched and carried  water,  cut  firewood
and  swept the grounds of this monastery for the past five years, surely it
is time for me to learn some boxing techniques, he implored. The  old  monk
only sighed and picked up a thhick but short piece of firewood about a foot
long from the pile Kuo was carrying. Tut! impatience is the mark of   youth
and  the  lesson  of  old  age,  like a clay pot that has not been properly
fired! Very well, disciple Kuo. Take this piece of firewood,  and  everyday
hold  this  wood  firmly  and  run  your  palms over it, repeatedly in both
directions. Kuo was delighted and thanked the  old  master  over  and  over
again,  thinking  that  at last he was about to learn some form of Kung Fu.
Year after year Kuo religiously followed his master's advice by running his
closed  palm  over  the  hard, dry piece of wood until almost ten years had
passed and the once rough,thick barked wood was now a shiningly clean baton
of  solid white wood only about an inch in diameter. Kuo had always thought
that his master was preparing him for some splendid method of  boxing  that
he  always  dreamed   of knowing, and later on that day showed the piece of
wood to monk Sung, hoping to learn more about the next step of this slendid
Kung Fu!.............(contd. in Part3)

wfs@mgweed.UUCP (Walt Scott) (12/19/83)

              *     True Meaning Of Kung Fu(Part 1)     *

             Kuo had wanted to learn the  art  of  boxing  ever
          since  he  had been a little boy. Nearly every day he
          would search around but could never  find  a  teacher
          who was willing enough to take in an orphan-much less
          a shabbily dressed one who made his living by selling
          firewood,   or  begging  for  handouts  when  it  was
          necessary. All this made him the target of a group of
          rogues who belonged to a secret Tong society led by a
          young man called Hsia, who  would  always  tease  him
          whenever they met and remark: "There goes dimwit Kuo,
          who wishes to know, but alas, what  a  poor  fellow!"
          hoping  to  draw  Kuo into a fight so that they could
          practice boxing-which they  had  learned  from  their
          unscrupulous  teachers-on  him for real. One day, Kuo
          could  no  longer  take  any  more  of  the  constant
          humiliation  and struck hastily and blindly at one of
          young men. But he hit nothing, and  only  added  more
          fuel   to  the  fire,  as  the  group  burst  out  in
          uncontrollable laughter at the comical fury they  had
          unleashed.  Hey, Kuo needs a few lessons, doesn't he?
          Should we teach him a few? The leader Hsia questioned
          his counterparts almost jokingly, but they all agreed
          in unison. A fist went into his abdomen as Kuo missed
          his  opponent  once again. Here is your first lesson,
          Kuo! And  your  second  and  your  third!  The  bully
          insulted  him   as   Kuo was knocked to the ground in
          only a few moves, and the other members of the  group
          began  to  kick  him  mercilessly. Ho! You boys! Stop
          immediately! An aged monk interceded,  kneeling  over
          to  the  injured  Kuo  and  helping him up. Hey! Hsia
          shouted angrely, why would you save such a  miserable
          fellow, old monk? .........(Cont'd in part 2)
                *     True Meaning Of Kung Fu(Pt.2)     *

              But the learned man  only  closed  his  eyes  and
          solemnly   prayed.   "Praise   be  Buddha,"  and  the
          arrogant Hsia  left  with  his  friends  in  a  huff,
          totally disgusted at the compassion of the priest and
          the outcome of the intimidation of Kuo.  As  it  was,
          Kuo  later  found out that the monk was on his way to
          distant Lo Shan Monastery, and knowing  that  certain
          monks  knew Kung Fu, deliberately volunteered to help
          and serve the monk whose  name  was  Sung.  For  many
          years  Kuo  tended to every menial job that had to be
          done  at   the   temple.   He   swept   the   grounds
          meticulously,  chopped  the  wood  for  the  fire and
          carried water everyday for the monks but  they  never
          taught   him   anything.   On  an  exceptionally  hot
          afternoon, as he was carrying the firewood to tend to
          the  cooking  furnace  for  the  evening meal, he met
          monk Sung and they exchanged greetings, but Kuo could
          not  control his emotions any further. Master Sung, I
          have fetched and  carried  water,  cut  firewood  and
          swept the grounds of this monastery for the past five
          years, surely it is time for me to learn some  boxing
          techniques, he implored. The old monk only sighed and
          picked up a thhick but short piece of firewood  about
          a  foot  long  from  the  pile Kuo was carrying. Tut!
          impatience is the mark of  youth and  the  lesson  of
          old  age,  like a clay pot that has not been properly
          fired! Very well, disciple Kuo. Take  this  piece  of
          firewood,  and everyday hold this wood firmly and run
          your palms over it, repeatedly  in  both  directions.
          Kuo was delighted and thanked the old master over and
          over again, thinking that at last  he  was  about  to
          learn  some  form  of  Kung  Fu.  Year after year Kuo
          religiously followed his master's advice  by  running
          his  closed  palm  over  the  hard, dry piece of wood
          until almost ten years had passed and the  oncerough,
          thick  barked wood was now a shiningly clean baton of
          solid white wood only about an inch in diameter.  Kuo
          had  always thought that his master was preparing him
          for some splendid method of  boxing  that  he  always
          dreamed  of knowing, and later on that day showed the
          piece of wood to monk  Sung,  hopeing  to  learn more
          about the next step of this splendid Kung Fu!.......
          .............(Con't. in Pt.3)
                *     True Meaning Of Kung Fu(Pt.3)     *

              A gleam glistened in his old master's eye and  he
          smiled  at  Kuo.  Excellent, my deciple Kuo. You have
          mastered the true meaning of kung fu.  Your  training
          is   now   complete.   Complete?  Master,  I  do  not
          understand! Kuo was utterly  confused.  In  time  you
          will, Kuo. You have learned all that I can teach you.
          You are complete. You may leave  the  temple  if  you
          wish,  monk  Sung  replied nonsensically. Complete?!!
          Kuo was furious and dejected. What  have  I  learned?
          For  15 years I have served and prayed in this temple
          in hopes of learning  something,  and  all  you  have
          taught  me  is  how to rub a stick! And now you say I
          have learned  everthing? What a  fool  I  have  been!
          What  a  fool!!  Master Sung never showed emotion  at
          the man's emotional outburst. He  showed  nothing  at
          all.  You may leave the temple now. Praise be Buddha.
          He blessed Kuo, who was already on his way  out.  Old
          fraud!!  Kuo  whispered under hot breath. Kuo quickly
          made his way to the village, angry and  bewildered at
          what  had  transpired over the last 15 years. Whhat a
          fool! What  a  fool!  he  would  repeat  to  himself,
          walking haphazardly, not even caring to look where he
          was going until he clumsily collided with a burly man
          who  was  purchasing  some  steamed rice cakes from a
          hawker.  It  was  none  other  than  Hsia,  his   old
          adversary,  who  recognized  him almost instantly. Ah
          Kuo! It is you!  Where have you been all these years?
          Have you returned to be a beggar once again? The last
          time we bumped into each other a  senile  monk  saved
          you.   This  time  you  won't  be  so lucky! the Tong
          leader declared. Hsia swung his right  fist  at  Kuo,
          who instinctively parried and grabbed Hsia's forearm,
          like an old piece of firewoood, and  ran  his  closed
          palm  upward  toward  Hsia, who was flayed instantly,
          sending him running off screaming in pain and horror.
          A  bellowing  laugh came from behind Kuo as he turned
          around to see his old  master  standing  behind  him.
          Very  good,  Kuo! he gestured. Master!  I.....Kuo was
          at a loss for words. You underestimated the  subtlety
          of  the art, my disciple! That is the true meaning of
          Kung Fu! Old monk Sung laughed heartily once more  as
          master  and  disciple slowly turned toward distant Lo
          Shan Monastery.


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