[net.unix] The need for net.ripley

mo@seismo.UUCP (Mike O'Dell) (04/10/84)

I hereby submit the following two articles as evidence for the need
for "net.ripley" (as in Believe It or Else).

Article (1)

This last weekend, I saw an issue of Computer Cronicles, a computer literacy
show produced by a PBS affiliate in San Mateo, CA (far north end of Silicon
Valley).  It features Gary Kildall (sp?) and another moderator and they
interview people with "timely" things to talk about and show.  All in all,
not a bad show.  In this episode, the star attraction was an AT&T Salesman
demonstrating The Writer's Workbench.  This person seemed quite competent
giving the demo; he seemed to know the product and how to make it do
the right impressive things, but this guy had a delivery like an
Earl Scheib paint job.  I thought his usual  sales jive quite humorous
until he dropped the following bombshell (not a direct quotation, but
the important word is verbatim, as best as I can construct it):

	"Yes, the Writer's Workbench does several different *analizations*
	 of the text looking for problems."

The rest of his presentation was not infertile with this kind of linguistic
horse-hocky, but this one left my jaw hanging open.  I strongly suggest
that in the future, if AT&T wants this product to retain ANY credibility,
they run The Writer's Workbench on the content of the salesman.


Article (2)

The day after the 3B product line announcement appeared in the Wall Street
Journal, and AT&T ran full page ads in papers like the Washington Post,
I called my local AT&T-IS office representing my employer's interest in
evaluating the machines as a base for our products.  I won't relate the
entire story; instead, I will relate a few lines from my first conversation
with AT&T-IS, which set the stage for the ensuing snipe hunt.

	"Greetings. I am with a software company (blah blah blah...)
	and I would like to chat with someone about getting some 
	information with which to evaluate your new 3B product line."

	"Uh, what's a 3B??"

The conversation went downhill from there.

	-Mike O'Dell