perlman@wivax.UUCP (Gary Perlman) (11/12/84)
I was just at a conference where people were taling about the derivations of names of professional societies. Somehow, the name: Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to UNIX came to mind. I guess Rob Pike should be its president. Maybe I'll have some membership cards printed for USENIX. Any suggestions for a logo? Okay, so this doesn't belong here but in net.jokes, but I bet you want one of those cards.