rtm (11/09/82)
I was captured by the ruthless enemy this afternoon and have been tortured for the valuable military secrets they know I possess. I didn't tell them anything, but as I lie in my cell I realize that when they continue beating me tomorrow I won't be have the mental strength to refuse them the information they want. I contemplate suicide. Should I kill myself now, or let them wrest from me secrets which would enable them to destroy a large number of my comrades in arms?
sdo (11/09/82)
I, too, was captured by the enemy and tortured. They tried the same trick with me - giving me a terminal in the hopes that I would post my secrets to the net. I saw through their plot and immediately did away with myself, lest they try more persuasive interrogation techniques, such as tempting me with ice cream. Since you have a terminal, you can kill yourself the way I did - I hung myself by the line cord. Scott Orshan, deceased u1100a!sdo (down) [P.S. I got better]
jim (11/09/82)
Confess EVERYTHING, *then* kill yourself.
rtm (11/10/82)
What I was really worried about was how to get to heaven; things look bad either way.