[net.suicide] fate worse than death

thf (01/27/83)

The ultimate video game reminded me of a scene in a science fiction
story (don't remember title/author) where an ultimate casino is
described.  While I'm sure your video would qualify, the book talked
of "one-armed" bandits where the player inserted his genitals.  99 times
out of 100, the player "won" and received tremendous pleasure, but
1 out of 100 was the "whir of razor blades", and the "screaming losers
escorted off the premises by burly attendants."  I apologize in advance
for not submiting this to net.castration, but if you're into the big
10-4 I don't think you should be too offended.

hickmott (01/27/83)

Just in case anyone's interested, the story with the odd one-armed
bandits is A. E. van Vogt's "The Weapon Shops of Isher."

				    -Andy hickmott@yale-comix

rb (01/29/83)

That's in a Robert Sheckley story, "I See a Man Sitting in a Chair, and
the Chair is Biting His Leg."

gnu (02/01/83)

Van Vogt's "Weapon Shops of Isher" is not the source of this fantasy; it
must be the Sheckley book.  Van Vogt would not be so crass as to write about
a player's "inserting his genitals" in the machine, either -- what about the
51% for whom whirling blades would only give a close shave?  To give some
probably undeserved credit, maybe Sheckley thought women were smart enough
not to play the game...

	John Gilmore, Sun Microsystems

PS: If you're into SF suicides, Joanna Russ wrote a short novel (title
forgotten) about some shipwrecked people, one of whom refuses to go along
with the prevalent "let's the 7 of us tame and populate this planet" spirit,
preferring to quietly and comfortably expire.  The tamers and populators
refuse to give her the option, of course; they want her to make babies.
It's not one of her best but what do you want in a suicide book?