[net.suicide] many ways

wrongLogin (02/02/83)

Razors Pain You,
Rivers are Damp,
Acids Stain You,
Drugs Cause Cramp.

Guns Aren't Lawful,
Nooses Give,
Gas Smells Awful,
Might as Well Live.

from memory without permission of the author Dorothy Parker

...harpo!druxv!cdash {charlie shub}

jah (02/03/83)

The correct name for this poem is "Resume."