crose (02/06/83)
Let us all, instead of commiting suicide, commit rabbit!bimmler.
shauns (02/07/83)
Rest assured that net.suicide is still in the capable hands of its founding hacks. No coup has taken place. I repeat, no coup has taken place. We are however forced to step up security measures to prevent such civil disturbances in the future. rabbit!bimmler has been captured and tried. He has been sentenced to 30 years of hard enjoyment of living and his troops are now undergoing reprogramming in government facilities. Until further notice, anyone posting articles to net.suicide without the net secret signoff will be considered enemies of the state and will be forced to smile incessantly and talk about the weather. happy to be sooo depressed- Shaun Simpkins Adjunct Whoozit, department of disturbances, net.suicide uucp: {ucbvax,decvax,chico,pur-ee,cbosg,ihnss}!teklabs!tekcad!shauns CSnet: shauns@tek ARPAnet:shauns.tek@rand-relay
iy47ab (02/10/83)
Excuse me, but as long as I'm around, anyone who wants anything on this net that is reasonable can probably get it one. Hear me, fellow netters! I have essentially unlimited numbers of accounts! If you want something on here, mail it to me. I'll get it on. Never mind evil bumbling CENSORS!!!!! l (flame off) Lady Arwen of U.C.S.D.