[net.suicide] Coup d"Etat

crose (02/06/83)

Let us all, instead of commiting suicide, commit rabbit!bimmler.

shauns (02/07/83)

Rest assured that net.suicide is still in the capable hands of its founding
hacks.  No coup has taken place.  I repeat, no coup has taken place.  We are
however forced to step up security measures to prevent such civil disturbances
in the future. rabbit!bimmler has been captured and tried.  He has been
sentenced to 30 years of hard enjoyment of living and his troops are now
undergoing reprogramming in government facilities.

Until further notice, anyone posting articles to net.suicide without the net
secret signoff will be considered enemies of the state and will be forced to
smile incessantly and talk about the weather.

happy to be sooo depressed-

				Shaun Simpkins
				Adjunct Whoozit, department of disturbances,
				net.suicide

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iy47ab (02/10/83)

Excuse me, but as long as I'm around, anyone who wants anything on this
net that is reasonable can probably get it one.  Hear me, fellow netters!
I have essentially unlimited numbers of accounts!  If you want something
on here, mail it to me.  I'll get it on.  Never mind evil bumbling
CENSORS!!!!!

l
(flame off)
Lady Arwen of U.C.S.D.