shauns (02/10/83)
It has now been 3 days since the uprising commenced by rabbit!bimmler was crushed. We regret to report, however, that before we apprehended Mr. bimmler he was able to load a copy of his personality into an ai program and distribute it to several locations in an ingenious effort to maintain rebel unity. IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF DISTURBANCES, NET.SUICIDE Recent net.suicide postings appearing to originate from rabbit!bimmler are in fact from his cloned ai personality(ies). They are NOT from Mr. bimmler; he is still in our custody undergoing