[net.suicide] Two silly new methods...

ee163cz (02/19/83)

Method #1:
	Sneak up behind Reagan and shout "The Russians are coming!"
	This has the advantage that after he and Yuri are finished
	reacting & counter-reacting, as Tom Lehrer sang, "There'll
	be nobody left behind to grieve."

Method #2:
	Volunteer to fix the Challenger's engine problem by
	plugging the leak with your finger.


				-- Eric J. Wilner
			(on *really* bad days, the late F. J. Gumby)