[net.suicide] Liquid Baby Soap

xchar (11/28/82)

[ The demise of net.db, apparently now permanent, compels me to post 
this followup item to net.suicide, the nearest viable alternative. ]

Another in the long line of organic additives hyped by the
merchandisers (lanolin, chlorophyl, lemon, musk, honey,
jojoba,...) appears to be catching on:
On the side of a package of Neo-Synephrine nose drops,
in large pink letters, it says

                             1/8%
                            infants

      --Charlie Harris, Bell Labs, Murray Hill   (rabbit!xchar)

rhm (11/28/82)

Mr. Harris is not to be commended for posting his (to some, revolting)
articles to a serious newsgroup.

But then, what can he do?

This is another example of a common newsgroup phenomenon.  When 
net.jokes.q was deleted, filthy jokes immediately started turning
up on net.jokes.  Now that net.db is gone, dead-baby articles turn
up on net.suicide.

Who is killing all these newsgroups?

xchar (11/29/82)

My gratitude to alice!rhm for expressing his sympathy for my quandary
in seeking a proper resting place for a followup to his article in a
now-defunct newsgroup.

Just before net.db suffered its (to borrow research!dmr's phrase)
"premature demise," I proposed broadening net.db's charter to encompass
ALL dead topics.  I noted that it could then serve as the net.followup
to net.suicide.

Little did I imagine that just the opposite would so soon come to pass!

      --Charlie Harris, Bell Labs, Murray Hill   (rabbit!xchar)

mclure (03/09/83)

#R:rabbit:-93800:sri-unix:2200001:000:56
sri-unix!mclure    Nov 29 22:40:00 1982

net.db was created for the purpose of dead-babies-only.