lucius (03/09/83)
Alas, my friends, you seem to have forgotten your own identities. According to the whois (what ill thoughts that word brings to mind) commands on your very own machines, I find the following: > >From rabbit!lucius Wed Mar 9 10:51:46 1983 To: allegra!lucius bimmler 11277 Elizabeth Bimmler <and on allegra> $ whois james james: james, james bimmler, 11271, mhXcXXX, 582-7854, honey, Sun Feb 27 14:39:31 EST 1983 $ I realize, my unhappy bimmlers, that you would gleefully offend with your bi-labial obfuscation, however, I fear that one of your last, and probably most memorable frustrations along the path to humanity will be the inability to offend your forgiving fellow men and women. It is with great glee that I observed your reflexive and unconvincing rebuttal, as I suspect it means that you are, at last, becoming unsure of your path through life, and that you realize that there is a better way, if only your pride will permit. I intend to allow you no pride, therefore your success is assured, eventually. Humbly yours, in concern, Lucius Gil Jones