bob (03/24/83)
Hi! Today is my birthday.
Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to me!
Happy Birthday dear Bob. Happy Birthday to me!
By strange coincidence, this year, the years of my age is the same as:
1) Dennis Ritchie's IQ.
2) The number of moles betwixt Lady Arwen's chin and knees.
3) The maximum dollar value of a B.L.I.T. terminal.
4) How many votes I'll cast for Reagan in '84.
5) Two greater than the number of moves I bested BELLE in.
6) The square root of my salary.
7) The number of hours it took me to write the original rogue.
8) Elizabeth Bimmler's current herpes victim count.
9) The average number of bugs in a page of code by Mark Horton.
10) Thrice the number of times I have turned down my Department Head's job.
11) How many atoms comprising the left side of Martin Shannon Jr.'s brain.
12) How many man-years the SCCS project would be behind without me.
13) Five less than the number of "no" answers Carl Yaffey gets before
a "yes".
14) Mary Hauck's poetic ability, squared.
15) Outstanding felony charges against Bob Drown.
16) The number of stitches in my lobotomy scar. No wait, in my vasectomy
scar (well, the first vasectomy scar).
17) The square of Wendy Honeyman's IQ (and coincidentally, her score this
week with the Sixth Fleet).
18) Pieces of quiche eaten today by Chuck DeGaul
19) Bust measurement of Andy Tannenbaum's wedding dress
20) Armando P. Speedway's monthly auto insurance premium, in thousands
of dollars.
21) Number of G.I. Joe Space Capsule Action Sets owned by Adam Buchsbaum
22) Number of normal English words in Ron Hardin's vocabulary.
23) How many necrophilic "playmates" Chuck F. has (counting the stuffed
sheep and pickled squirrels).
24) Dave Bryant's best rogue score.
25) Number of BTL Department heads that have rabbit!jj's number.
26) Dale DeJager's B.L.I.T. hardware hacks this week (all harmless, simple
wiring changes, you know).
27) Number of errors I found in Karen's last USENET map.
28) One half the number of dollars it will cost to send this drivel to
the Netherlands.
What is my age?
BF
(Bob Flandrena, Columbus Bell Labs,
cbosgd!bob
CB 2B-208, CB 2C-232
614-860-4523, CORNET 353-4523,
P.S. Send me your answers and I'll summarize to the net.cly (04/11/83)
You are obvoiusly 0 years old. Carl Yaffey