[net.suicide] Offing yourself #1

crose@mhuxt.UUCP (06/07/83)

 A dandy way to commit suicide:
  Go to your local train tracks, climb up on a bridge.
 Lower your pants. Procede to urinate on the wires over
the track. The electricity will travel up the warm yellow
stuff and give you quite a shock. Such a shock indeed that
it will most likely kill you milli-seconds after it turns
you soprano.
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      Andy Rose   {eagle,harpo}!mhuxt!crose