crose@mhuxt.UUCP (06/15/83)
Another good way to commit suicide, go to a Judas Priest concert wearing a Grateful Dead shirt, jacket, or other Dead paraphinalia. For best effect, stand on upper floor and declare your fondness to mellow music and your hatered to Heavy Metal by likening it to the noise of two dying worms mating, or some other original line. Most likly you will be lifted easily into the air and thrown to your death. -- Andy Rose {eagle,harpo}!mhuxt!crose