[net.suicide] THE REASON WHY

mr.mincmeat@syteka.UUCP (mr.mincmeat) (01/27/84)

		the reason this newsgroup ever existed was
		so I could post my poem 'brainsplash' to it.
		all other apocryphal stories must be ignored.
		now that I have indeed posted, and the group
		has achieved fruition, you all might as well
		go home. nothing else will ever happen in
		this group. just don't want you wasting
		your time,   mincemeat.



	 {ucbvax,hao}!{menlo70,hplabs}!sytek!toms

wetcw@pyuxa.UUCP (T C Wheeler) (01/30/84)

Gee, and all along I thought this was a newsgroup dedicated to
motorcycle freaks who don't want to wear helmets.

mathstat@unm-cvax.UUCP (02/02/84)

What is this "brainsmash" poam?  What is this i hear about
people putting there foot in the tolet?

      MATHSTAT
  UNIVERSITY OF NEW MEXICO