mr.mincemeat@syteka.UUCP (mr.mincemeat) (02/27/84)
chuck continues to amuse or abuse me with emails demanding that I read his submissions to nonexistant newsgroups. Now I see he has the spaf helping him in his vile plots to bewilder me, a task far more redundant that trundling coals to newcastle. THERE IS NO MOD.BER in /usr/spool/news. Therefore, it, like the moons of jupiter, cannot exist. cheers mincemeat.
ccf@cbosgd.UUCP (Chuck F.) (03/12/84)
To satisfy those given to whining about the quality of the reviews of activity in this group, I am giving readers the opportunity to censure the summary of next week's activity. Send all suggestions and notes of admiration by Friday. *<--- chuck --->* cbosgd!ccf BTL Columbus ------------------------------------------------------------- net.suicide Summary March 1 - March 15 by cbosgd!ccf There was quite a bit of discussion so far this month. The romantic nsc!chuqui reaffirmed his belief that suicide must be analyzed along the axis cowardly/heroic, and thoughtfully wished for the swift destruction of those who are so stupid as to disagree with him. Evidently nsc!chuqui has read a lot of dog stories. proper!gam, no fan of dog stories, has consulted his introductory psych text and announced his impatience with any ideas not in line with the excellent psychomedical reductions he found there. (Why, it is depression that causes suicide, of course! When you admit that, you can have your shoelaces back. There aren't many surprises in psychology.) The poet mincemeat, returning from a brief absence, threw nsc!chuqui into snarling confusion by appearing in several places at once (this is why you never want to let a poet use your bathroom), showing that human motivation is not necessarily limited by dog stories. nsc!chuqui withdrew to his cage, sulking. proper!gam is taking the matter under advisement. gatech!spaf, fisher!bae, and shark!hutch expressed pleasure at the quality of the net.suicide reviews. Finally, others too numerous to mention submitted thoughts of no interest to readers of these excellent summaries.