mr.mincemeat@syteka.UUCP (mr.mincemeat) (04/02/84)
Welcome to the final mincemonday! I have no annoying opinions today, neither any 'scathing diatribes'; I have merely a quandary. I have maintained for some time a mostly jolly if confusing correspondence with cbosgd!ccf, or chuck, as he is wont to style himself; however, one of his coworkers, one cbosg!bob, has taken it upon himself to diagnose chuckie's malaise and despair, feelings altogether appropriate to the world we (some of us) live in, as being predicated on my correspondence with him; said bob, besides calling me some rather unkind names (shithead dickeater, for instance) and comparing my personal member to a bb, sizewise, has placed a snare program on my mail to chuck, of a sufficient calibre of wit to outsmart my feeble, netignorant attempts to circumvent it, so that I cannot write the chuck, neither to warn it of this pigboy's immoral interference with chuck's personal mail, or just to casually pass the time of day, which brings us to this posting. I am assuming, ignorant of such things as I am, that the gbosg!bob has sufficient wiles to filter the news that chuck reads, so that he will not see this posting either. My request, then, is that somebody or somebodies advise chuck of this wormly behavior via mail or by a posting that isn't from me, that bobby can't trap out; Also, since the bob has threatened to kill my system (see?): * did you lose this? you're lucky that i have * had pity on you and haven't blown your machine * away. i'll bet your dick is the size of a BB. * just like your brain. flandrena. if sites downwind from sytek start losing stuff, blame this loon. I never fail to be amazed at the massive numbers of marginal and over-the-edge pschotics this industry attracts.. I, myself, am going to get a job mopping up at an adult book store. It's lots more honest. mr.mincemeat {hplabs, menlo70, zehntel, sdcrdcf}!sytek!toms