mr.mincemeat@syteka.UUCP (mr.mincemeat) (04/02/84)
Welcome to the final mincemonday!
I have no annoying opinions today, neither any
'scathing diatribes'; I have merely a quandary.
I have maintained for some time a mostly jolly
if confusing correspondence with cbosgd!ccf,
or chuck, as he is wont to style himself; however,
one of his coworkers, one cbosg!bob, has taken it
upon himself to diagnose chuckie's malaise and
despair, feelings altogether appropriate to the
world we (some of us) live in, as being predicated
on my correspondence with him; said bob, besides
calling me some rather unkind names (shithead
dickeater, for instance) and comparing my personal
member to a bb, sizewise, has placed a snare program
on my mail to chuck, of a sufficient calibre of
wit to outsmart my feeble, netignorant attempts to
circumvent it, so that I cannot write the chuck,
neither to warn it of this pigboy's immoral
interference with chuck's personal mail, or just to
casually pass the time of day, which brings us to
this posting. I am assuming, ignorant of such things
as I am, that the gbosg!bob has sufficient wiles to
filter the news that chuck reads, so that he will
not see this posting either. My request, then, is
that somebody or somebodies advise chuck
of this wormly behavior via mail or by a posting
that isn't from me, that bobby can't trap out;
Also, since the bob has threatened to kill my
system (see?):
* did you lose this? you're lucky that i have
* had pity on you and haven't blown your machine
* away. i'll bet your dick is the size of a BB.
* just like your brain. flandrena.
if sites downwind from sytek start losing stuff,
blame this loon. I never fail to be amazed at the
massive numbers of marginal and over-the-edge
pschotics this industry attracts.. I, myself, am
going to get a job mopping up at an adult book
store. It's lots more honest.
mr.mincemeat
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