garret@oddjob.UChicago.UUCP (Trisha O Tuama) (09/27/84)
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Opening soon in most major cities -- Cabbage Patch Doll Death Camps!
You're probably heard about the Cabbage Patch Doll Summer Camps and
the Cabbage Patch Doll Boarding Schools. Don't bother with these
temporary answers -- try the final solution!
Barbie and Ken