[net.suicide] painless

weemba@brahms.BERKELEY.EDU (Matthew P. Wiener) (03/21/86)

>take a ride in the next shuttle (sorry!!)

The next shuttle ride is going to be a very good way to stay alive, I bet.

ucbvax!brahms!weemba	Matthew P Wiener/UCB Math Dept/Berkeley CA 94720

purtell@reed.UUCP (Lady Godiva) (03/22/86)

In article <201@pyramid.UUCP> dan@.UUCP (Dan Sobottka) writes:
>I'm sure someone will flame me for this, but here goes:
>If you MUST leave this world, you mightaswell do something wild and glorious!!:
>
>walk around the south side of Chicago in a white sheet

	This isn't a flame (I thought the article was funny) but a
correction. This will not produce a painless suicide (Indeed, it would
be extremely painful) nor would it be fun for you. But you would provide
a great time for some blacks who would normally be doing mudane things
like robbing stores or mugging people.

	Share and enjoy -

		elizabeth g. purtell

		(Lady Godiva)

ellen@reed.UUCP (Ellen Eades) (03/22/86)

> In article <201@pyramid.UUCP> dan@.UUCP (Dan Sobottka) writes:
> >
> >walk around the south side of Chicago in a white sheet
> 
> 	This isn't a flame (I thought the article was funny) but a
> correction. This will not produce a painless suicide 
> But you would provide
> a great time for some blacks who would normally be doing mudane things
> like robbing stores or mugging people.
> 
> 		elizabeth g. purtell

Some blacks, Elizabeth? I think you're jumping to conclusions.
Hell, if *I* saw someone walking around Reed in a white sheet,
I'd probably have a great time too!

Ellen
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MIQ@PSUVMA.BITNET (03/22/86)

In article <201@pyramid.UUCP>, dan@pyramid.UUCP (Danial Carl Sobotta) says:
     
>I'm sure someone will flame me for this, but here goes:
>
     
     You got it.  I'll grant that some comic relief helps take the sting out
such a serious subject, but net.jokes.d still would have been a more
appropriate group for this.
     
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