[net.suicide] Oh no! Not again!

mouse (04/04/86)

Oh!  No!  Bimmler's on the loose again!  Looks like the next cage has
to be airtight.  This bozo is harder to get rid of than the clap!

What ever happened to the 1st Annual How To Off Bimmler Contest?  I
never saw any entries!  My entry (bearing in mind that the body will be
donated to science) is that Bimmler should be dumped into a vat of
liquid nitrogen for a few weeks & then an attempt to revive the body
should be made.  Since this would provide cryonics people with lots of
information which is otherwise hard to get (there aren't many
volunteers for this sort of thing, you know), most of the objectives
mentioned earlier would be met.  And if poor little Bimmler doesn't
quite survive the thawing process, well, maybe it'll turn out to be a
bit more of a vegetable than it already is, and it won't be bothering
the net any more.

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