adamsd@crash.UUCP (Adams Douglas) (10/22/86)
...and here is valspeak. ===============================Cut Here====================== # Like, ya know, this is a shell archive. Remove anythin' before this line, # man, then unpack it by savin' it in a file and typin' "sh file". (Files # unpacked will be ya know, like, owned by you and have default permissions.) # # This archive contains: # Makefile valspeak.l echo x - Makefile cat > "Makefile" << '//E*O*F Makefile//' CFLAGS= -O valspeak: valspeak.l lex valspeak.l cc $(CFLAGS) lex.yy.c -ll -o valspeak //E*O*F Makefile// echo x - valspeak.l cat > "valspeak.l" << '//E*O*F valspeak.l//' T [" .!?,"]* %% " bad" printf(" mean"); " big" printf(" bitchin'est"); " body" printf(" bod"); " bore" printf(" drag"); " car " printf(" rod "); " dirty" printf(" grodie"); " filthy" printf(" grodie to thuh max"); " food" printf(" munchies"); " girl" printf(" chick"); " good" printf(" bitchin'"); " great" printf(" awesum"); " gross" printf(" grodie"); " guy" printf(" dude"); " her " printf(" that chick "); " her." printf(" that chick."); " him " printf(" that dude "); " him." printf(" that dude."); " can be " | " can't be " | " should have been " | " shouldn't have been " | " should be " | " shouldn't be " | " was " | " wasn't " | " will be " | " won't be " | " is " { ECHO; switch(rand() % 6) { case 0: printf("like, ya know, "); break; case 1: printf(""); break; case 2: printf("like wow! "); break; case 3: printf("ya know, like, "); break; case 4: printf(""); break; case 5: printf(""); break; } } " house" printf(" pad"); " interesting" printf(" cool"); " large" printf(" awesum"); " leave" printf(" blow"); " man " printf(" nerd "); " maybe " { switch(rand() % 6) { case 0: printf(" if you're a Pisces "); break; case 1: printf(" if the moon is full "); break; case 2: printf(" if the vibes are right "); break; case 3: printf(" when you get the feeling "); break; case 4: printf(" maybe "); break; case 5: printf(" maybe "); break; } } " meeting" printf(" party"); " movie" printf(" flick"); " music " printf(" tunes "); " neat" printf(" keen"); " nice" printf(" class"); " no way" printf(" just no way"); " people" printf(" guys"); " really" printf(" totally"); " strange" printf(" freaky"); " the " printf(" thuh "); " very" printf(" super"); " want" printf(" want"); " weird" printf(" far out"); " yes" printf(" fer shure"); "But " printf("Man, "); "He " printf("That dude "); "I like" printf("I can dig"); "No," printf("Like, no way,"); Sir printf("Man"); "She " printf("That fox "); This printf("Like, ya know, this"); There printf("Like, there"); "We " printf("Us guys "); "Yes," printf("Like,"); ", " { switch(rand() % 6) { case 0: printf(", like, "); break; case 1: printf(", fer shure, "); break; case 2: printf(", like, wow, "); break; case 3: printf(", oh, baby, "); break; case 4: printf(", man, "); break; case 5: printf(", mostly, "); break; } } ! { switch(rand() % 3) { case 0: printf("! Gag me with a SPOOOOON!"); break; case 1: printf("! Gag me with a pitchfork!"); break; case 2: printf("! Oh, wow!"); } } ing printf("in'"); . ECHO; %% main() { srand(getpid()); yylex(); } //E*O*F valspeak.l// exit 0 -- ======================================================= Adams Douglas ARPA:crash!adamsd@nosc.arpa AT&T:818-354-3076 JPL/NASA UUCP:{akgua | hplabs!hp-sdd | sdcsvax | noscvax}!crash!adamsd My opinions! Do you hear? MINE! Not JPL's. "Do not be angry with me if I tell you the truth." -- Socrates
rbj@icst-cmr.ARPA (Root Boy Jim) (10/27/86)
> Adams Douglas posts ValSpeak again, and I think it's time for someone who > has really dealt with (and dated!) valley-people (the REAL valley - the > San Fernando Valley in CA) to speak up about what an abysmal translator > this thing is! Fer shur, like, what happened to `tubular', dude? Gag me with a microchip! (Root Boy) Jim Cottrell <rbj@icst-cmr.arpa> Vote for ME -- I'm well-tapered, half-cocked, ill-conceived and TAX-DEFERRED!