SNLfan@hogpd.UUCP (SNLfan ) (09/28/83)
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Abdul A poor Bedoin, barely kept his family full. And then one day he was shootin' at some Jew, When up from the ground come a bubblin' brew... [Spoken: Oil, that is. Saudi soda. Teheran tea.] Well the first thing you know Abdul's a billionaire. His kinfolk said, "Abdul, move away from there." They said, "California is the place without a care." So he loaded up the camel and he moved to Bel-Air...