rlr@pyuxn.UUCP (Rich Rosen) (05/09/84)
[PININ' FOR THE FJORDS?]
Coming soon to your television screen, a miniseries so complete, so awesome,
you'll believe it's real....
Network executives duping an entire country into believing that they
should watch boring and inane miniseries, solely for the purpose of
higher ratings...
Little did anyone know that these network executives were, underneath
their three-piece suits, nothing more than lizards out to eat as many
television viewers as they could...
Tune in next week, for seven straight three-hour episodes of:
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T h e R a t i n g s B a t t l e
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"I'm not dead yet!"
"Oh, don't be such a baby!" Rich Rosen pyuxn!rlrmoriarty@uw-june.UUCP (05/10/84)
Yeah, wouldn't you like to grab Fred Silverman by the throat and see his serpent-like tongue stick out? I still like to think, though, that Grant Tinker has just been converted.... "You must cut down the tallest tree in the forest, wiiith... A HERRING!!!" Moriarty