moriarty@fluke.UUCP (The Napoleon of Crime) (08/21/84)
Yes, you thought I had forgotten about it. But, non! I have been clearing the last few OKs from contributers for including quotes, and am ready to post. And I must admit, there was a truly impressive turnout of repulsive television shows (plus a few I rather like -- "Cagney & Lacey" repulsive? "Ay, ay ay..."). The only problem were there were very few shows agreed upon... only four or five shows were nominated by more than one person. Below are the winners, and a seedier lot is rarely found. Quotes are in ""; my comments are in <> (yes, I get to butt in whenever I feel like it... that's my reward for sifting through this mess). Colonel Moran will be out with his air rifle to distribute the "just rewards" to the producers, writers, and stars of the lucky winners... ***************************************************************************** FIRST PLACE <By a good margin> with 10 points: THREE'S COMPANY!! "Insulting to the audience, and managed to convince an entire generation that sharing an apartment with someone of the opposite sex is intrinsically 'hot'. Anyway, it was boring." Heather Emanuel, rayssd!hxe <My first choice also. How anyone can listen to the dialogue in this show for more than thirty seconds is beyond me. Possessed a lack of maturity and infantile humor legendary even by ABC standards. John Ritter was immensely lucky to get a show that takes no talent whatever to be in; he is well suited for the job. Joyce DeWitt would probably be bouncy and perky even after being run over by a Bekins Moving van. The level of mugging on this show brought a new standard to the word "tedious". I am happy to say that I have only had to sit through this show twice in my life; still, I am sure I would be a more stable and happy person if I had never seen it at all.> SECOND PRIZE with 8 points: THE BRADY BUNCH THIRD PLACE with 7 points: THE DUKES OF HAZZARD FOURTH PLACE with 6 points: DALLAS <This and THREE'S COMPANY had the honor of having several people writing in and asking to give all 6 of their points to the show. Sorry, folks, but they had to be different shows.> FIFTH PLACE with 5 points (a tie): QUINCY: <My second place choice and winner of the Righteous Indigestion award for TV show of all time. If ever there was a character who is "Always right" in any situation, who slanted the most complex issues of the day into a bang-bang fight between the good guys and the bad guys, and who was always in the right enough to emphasize how much better he was than almost any other character, Quincy was it. People who opposed his (and the show's) views were painted as either villains, morons or hopeless failures. About as good an example of prime-time propaganda as I've ever seen.> "... one episode in which a town bully was unknown parties and the town's police just let it go; while starting out as a diatribe about mob rule (based on a true story), it ended by showing that the murderer was the wife of the guy who had been terrorized----NOT for revenge, NOT because he had attacked her, but because she was having an affair with the guy, BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT HE WAS THE ONLY REAL MAN IN TOWN. (He had walked out on her.) [THEY ALSO HAD GREAT DEMAGOGIC EPISODES ON THE DANGERS OF PUNK, ETC.]" Rich Rosen, pyuxn!rlr SOLID GOLD **************************************************************************** All the other titles nominated were only voted for by one person; I list them below, sans point values, with a few comments mixed in: HEE HAW MATCH GAME/HOLLYWOOD SQUARES SHOW LAURENCE WELK ADAMS FAMILY THE NEW SHOW SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE (lately) THE LUCY SHOW (Not I LOVE LUCY) MAYBERRY R.F.D. "Aunt Bee makes me want to put my finger down my throat." Dave Clark homxa!wdc NBC OVERNIGHT "{Linda Elerbee} is so pretentious she makes me want to puke." Gary Benson, fluke!inc <Lot of this imagery in you folk's reviews> THAT'S INCREDIBLE LAVERNE & SHIRLEY LOST IN SPACE DIFF'RENT STROKES CHARLEY'S ANGELS <No arguments there...> THE A-TEAM FANTASY ISLAND THE GONG SHOW MAUDE THE JEFFERSONS ALL IN THE FAMILY CAGNEY & LACEY <?> STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE 700 CLUB HOGAN'S HEROES WATERGATE HEARINGS 60 MINUTES <Muckraking at it's finest... they're so interested in getting dirt I can rarely figure out if it's real or not.> 20/20 WHAT'S HAPPENING THE LAST DAYS OF POMPEII PINK LADY & JEFF WE'VE GOT IT MADE GOMER PYLE THE RICHARD SIMMONS SHOW GREEN ACRES THE LOVE BOAT FISH SCTV 9 TO 5 MASH GIMME A BREAK ALICE DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION HE-MAN DYNASTY SPACE ACADEMY THE PRICE IS RIGHT ************************************************************************ Happy to see that HILL STREET & ST. ELSEWHERE were not submitted, and surprised TRAPPER JOHN MD was not. Oh well. Thanks, one and all, for the turnout. "That's the biz, sweetheart" Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc. UUCP: {cornell,decvax,ihnp4,sdcsvax,tektronix,utcsrgv}!uw-beaver \ {allegra,gatech!sb1,hplabs!lbl-csam,decwrl!sun,ssc-vax} -- !fluke!moriarty ARPA: fluke!moriarty@uw-beaver.ARPA
gregbo@houxm.UUCP (Greg Skinner) (08/30/84)
Surprised no one voted for Space 1999 or Battlestar Galactica or V. After all the complaints I hear about them I was sure someone would've voted for them! A Battlestar Galactica fan for life (Launch all vipers!) -- Hug me till you drug me, honey! Greg Skinner (gregbo) {allegra,cbosgd,ihnp4}!houxm!gregbo