moriarty@fluke.UUCP (The Napoleon of Crime) (09/28/84)
Well, I'll give you that St. Elsewhere getting only best writing, and Tom Selleck as best actor in a drama series (now, REALLY!) are matters of taste. But John Ritter as best actor in a comedy series? Which one? It can't have been Three's Company (the winner of the net's coveted "Most Disgusting TV show of all time" award last August). The four or five times I've accidently watched 15 seconds of that show, he nominates himself only for Best Whining Asshole Stereotype. Why not Howie Mandel? Ed Begley? Ted Danson? Oh, my brain hurts.... "Avast, ye scurvey corporate dogs! Prepare to be boarded!" Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc. UUCP: {cornell,decvax,ihnp4,sdcsvax,tektronix,utcsrgv}!uw-beaver \ {allegra,gatech!sb1,hplabs!lbl-csam,decwrl!sun,ssc-vax} -- !fluke!moriarty ARPA: fluke!moriarty@uw-beaver.ARPA