moriarty@fluke.UUCP (The Napoleon of Crime) (01/12/85)
Of course, NOTHING can be as bad as getting home, switching on the tube
quick, and accidently getting HE-MAN and his bonehead pals. Enough to make
one lose one's appetite. Thankfully, due to general improvements in the
gene pool, fewer and fewer repeats of THE BRADY BUNCH are appearing; I'm
hoping that at some later date I'm given responsibility to produce the 20th
anniversary BUNCH show, where I'll show that their Saran Wrap upbringing in
no way prepared them for real life. All the kids will have become drug
addicts and/or cultists and/or accountants and/or Republicans.
Well, that's artistic integrity for ya'....
"There's more hoods than we thought!"
"Then shoot MORE BULLETS!"
Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer
John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc.
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