[net.tv] Don't do it, Herb !

pkern@utcs.uucp (pkern) (12/14/85)

Don't do it, Herb. Whatever happens, don't succumb to
Burger King's attempts at enticement.
A new non-profit organization, the True Friends of Herb, will
be setting up an toll free phone number to talk you through the
rough times. So rest assured, Herb, you are not alone. If necessary,
the True Friends of Herb will send reading material as reinforcement.
Where ever you are, Herb, stay there. It's safer for you and inspiring
for the rest of us. We hope you realize how lucky you are, being the only
one who hasn't been to Burger King.