rjd@linus.UUCP (Robert DeBenedictis) (12/27/84)
I recently sent the ZBS MEDIA people copies of some of the good press they've been getting on the net. They responded with an interesting, pre-printed postcard onto which was scrawled: Bob - an old card but we are still a non prophet company! Max Kabalwitz The picture on the postcard showed about a dozen and a half people hanging around out in front of a log cabin. Looked like a 60's commune set up in Appalachia. Except for a stack of brightly colored boxes and what looks like a pair of audio speakers. There's a buddha off to the left and an old beaten up rocking chair on the right. Good card. The pre-printed text on the back reads: He were see grouped together many of the donads who make up ZBS MEDIA, an unusual magdalite collection whose origins are hidden in the depths of antiquity. The many terrifying myths and legends surrounding their activities do not deter the visitors and tourists who pour in from all over the planet to peer curiously at the spectacle. Frolicking in seeming innocence over the time/space continuum, they can be heard on RADIO and in other strange places. They are seen here vacationing at the summer palace at Tskol. When not at their leisure (squeeze her) they can be observed working curiously and devotedly creating mischief and devilmaycare with the aid of such illusions as radio, records, commercial production of all kinds, recording of everything and standing on top of one another's shoulders in an as yet unsuccessful attempt to emulate their idols "The Famous Flying Furryer Family" who, while obscurely famous among famously obscure artists and literati, delighted crowned heads the world over by performing a triple somersault while standing perfectly still at all times. If you have any illusions left or need something done, call or write ZBS MEDIA, RD 1, Fort Edward, N.Y. If you make music or talk a lot or want something recorded for the immortality you so richly deserve call or write ZBS MEDIA, RD 1, Fort Edward, N.Y. If you want to sell something, be aware that there are those at ZBS who have made a life-long study of desire, obsession and the need to possess; combine this with an acute sense of the sublime and a subtle appreciation of the sneaky and you have your wildest dreams come too. Call or write ZBS MEDIA, RD 1, Fort Edward, N.Y. 12828. 518-695-6406 END OF LETTER. I liked it. Another Forwarding For The Net from Robert DeBenedictis