kevin@voder.UUCP (The Last Bugfighter) (05/08/85)
This extreamly important announcement was published in the V.I.P. gift
guide of the June issue of Playboy magazine, all CD owners MUST read this
immediatley or suffer dire consequences!
Does your V.I.P. have a Compact Disc Player yet? If so, the new
Allsop Compact Disc Cleaner is a must. Recommended by major hardware
and software manufacturers. Its innovative, patented design cleans
signal-distorting contaminants from the delicate disc surface without
scratching. From Allsop, *the World Leader in Hi-Tech Care Products*.
Thank God there's finally a way to rid myself of those signal-distorting
contaminants, and probally the waxy-yellow build-up that's been accumulating
from trying to protect the disc's delicate and fragile surface as well! And
here all the time I've just been spitting on my CDs and wiping them on an old
T-shirt (the one I was wearing). Isn't this truly a marvelous age that we
live in?
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Kevin Thompson {ucbvax,ihnp4!nsc}!voder!kevin
"It's sort of a threat, you see. I've never been very good at them
myself but I'm told they can be very effective."