[net.audio] Audio anecdote of the <interval>

rdp@teddy.UUCP (10/15/85)

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		Audio Anecdotes!

For my own ground rules, the stories I present are true, and are selected
not only to amuse and entertain, but to inform as well.

Today's topic: Where oh where is the tome coming from.


Back in the days when I was involved with a retail outlet, Nakamichi was
just getting there US market going. At the time they had but a few products,
the Nakamichi 1000, the 700, the 550 and the 500. Of interest to several
musical type people was the 550, which was a portable, fairly high-quality
casette unit with Dolby-B.

One customer type bought one and, after a week or two, brought it back
complaining that he could hear a faint tone in the backround during very
quite passages. Well, after much fiddling and waiting for trucks to pass,
yes we could, by straining wuite a bit, hear this tone. Into the lab I and
the recorder went, where I proceeded to measure the S/N ratio. It was
supposedly rated at 56db (or some such figure, the exact number is
unimportant, just the relative values are). Well, there on the bench, it
was cranking away at some 59 or 60 db S/N. ANd the scope showed no trace
of any regular waveform in the noise. A call to Nakamichi generated an
immediate request for the recorder, as they wanted to know what was going on.

After a week or so, Nakamichi called back and said, "There is nothing
wrong with the recorder, it meets spec." I asked, "Did you solve the
problem?" "It meets spec", came the inappropriate response. "Did you find
the tone?" I pushed. "It meets spec", came the obviously practised reply.
"send it back and I'll check it out", I asked. A day or two later, back it
came, and, by the looks of screw heads, it had never been opened. Back up on
the bench it went, and it did, indeed meet spec, and out into the showrrom
it went, and sure enough the tone was still there. AT this point we decided
to give the customer a new unit and try to resolve the issue with Nakamichi.
Unfortunately, the new unit, and all others in stock, suffered from exactly
the same problem!

Time to bring the heavy weaponry to bear! I fired up the HP narrow band
spectrum analyzer! A spetral analysis of the noise revealed, in addition
to the perfectly normal noise floor, a nice, sharp prominent peak at 400 Hz.
Why 400 Hz? Well, it seems, that happened to be the frequency of the Dolby
calibration oscillator. Seems that Nakamichi had designed the calibration
oscillator so that when you turned it off, it was not turned off, but merely
disconnected from the record amps. The rest of the time, it was oscillating 
happily away, generating enough cross-coupling to find it's way into the
playback amps where it's micro-volt level was dutifully amplified to barely
audible levels. 

Now, armed with real information, I was able to call Nakamichi service
directly and tell them exactly what was wrong. The technicians were very
interested in my description of the problems. However, Nakamichi as a
corporate being said "If the noise", meaning, I guess, any extransous
information, "is below the spec for signal to noise, then the unit is
perfectly OK." Here, the customer and ourselves were left high and dry.
We had a unit with a definite and identifiable design defect, and the 
manufacturer tells us in no uncertain terms that it is not interested
in the problem. After several weeks of haggling, Nakamichi simply refused
to provide any help in solving the problem. By this time, several
units were returned, all complaining about the problem, so we had a 
multi-thousand dollar issue to deal with.

At this point, we had several choices. 1) Tell the customers what
Nakamichi told us, and tell them that life is tough all over, and keep
their money, 2) Take the units back and give the customers a refund (which,
under Massachusetts law they had the right to demand), and end up eating them,
because Nakamichi wouldn't take back what it considered OK merchandise, or
3) try to solve the problem.

The tack that we took involved part of #1 and all of #3, that is, relate
to the customer the difficulties of trying to get Nakamichi to handle the
problem, and, hoping that their sympathies would be in our favor, buy time
to try to solve the problem. The solution was to re-wire the Dolby tone
switch to disconnect the power from the oscillator, rather than disconnecting
the oscillator from the rest of the recorder. This completely eliminated
the tone problem, but gave rise to the issue that it took some 30 minutes
to effect the repair, and the unit, thus modified, was unacceptable to
Nakamichi for warranty service, even though we were a Nakamichi-authorized
service station.

The lesson to be learned here is manifold: 1) Just because a manufacturer
might be highly regarded does not make him infallible. 2)Some of these
manufacturers, when presented with what they might consider embarrasing
information (as Nakamichi would later admit was the case), will stand
fast and find anything to defend their position (I believe after MANY
people complained, they finally incorporated my change into the product, but
that took several YEARS!), 3) Much of the problem that customers have
in trying to get these sorts of problems solved are due to the intransigence
of the original manufacturer, not the dealer (although many dealers can
be accused of complete incompetance in this area).

Dick Pierce

rdp@teddy.UUCP (10/21/85)

                            AUDIO ANECDOTE
                                of the
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                      (this time it was a week)

     Way back when I was working in our retail store (about 1974),
     the search was on for a high-quality line of receivers  that
     would meet our criteria of high-performance, low-distortion,
     high-reliability, and good manufacturer support. After  lots
     of  trials,  the  new Yamaha line was selected (this was the
     CR/CA-400, 600, 800, 1000 line). In fact, we turned  out  to
     be the first dealer in the Northeast to carry this line, and
     did quite a bit of legwork to promote and support it.

     The units were quite good. Typically, they were  underrated,
     power-wise,  by nearly 40%, they had vanishingly low distor-
     tion, good, wide bandwidth amplifiers that were intelligent-
     ly  designed,  excellent tuners for the price, and were very
     pleasing, in their conservative garbs, to look at. The phono
     preamps  had  good transient characteristics and were essen-
     tially overload-proof under all but the most bizarre of con-
     ditions.

     We sold quite a few of  them.  Everybody  that  bought  them
     loved  them.  Sure,  their was the occasional complaint that
     the tuner cursor was sticking at times (due  to  the  teflon
     track becomming unglued at spots) and the ever-present noisy
     switch now and then, but overall, the customer  satisfaction
     was very, very high. At least for a while, it was.

     One day, about a 18 months after we started selling the  un-
     its,  a customer brought her CR-800 back, complaining (quite
     apologetically) that there might  be  something  wrong  with
     hers.  She  was  quite unable to articulate exactly what the
     problem seemed to be, but she settled  on  an  analogy,  "It
     sounds  like  I live next to Logan Airport". Well, we agreed
     to look her unit over, and lent her  a  replacement  in  the
     meantime.  We  set  up her receiver with a pair of speakers,
     and listened. AFter an hour, nothing happened.  We  gave  up
     went home.

     Later, a call to the owner revealed that  it  only  happened
     while playing records. Ok, so we'll listen to records. After
     another hour or so, still nothing happened. We were about to
     give  up  again when everybody got this very frightened look
     on their faces. The room started shaking. Soon, what sounded
     like  a  Boeing  747  on final approach was heard. It seemed
     like it was but yards away! The roar was deafening!  I  hur-
     ridly shut off the speakers bringing relief to all.

     Into the lab we went, where we set it up again.  Looking  at
     the  output  of the power amp, we saw nothing unusual. Then,
     looking all the way back to the phono input, again,  nothing
     unusual.  The output noise was equivalent to about .8 micro-
     volts total broadband noise on the input. For a while. After
     about  2  or 3 minutes, the noise started slowly increasing,
     then more rapidly. After about another 30 seconds,  the  ef-
     fective  input  noise level was now equivalent to almost 1/2
     volt, severely clipping most gain  stages  after  the  phone
     preamp!

     Well, says us, that's an easy one, just find out which  com-
     ponent  is  getting  noisy with temperature, and replace it.
     This took one or two blasts of the spray cooler, and a  sin-
     gle  NPN  signal  transistor, a 2SC1345, was found to be the
     culprit. Wizz bang, out it came, a new  one  went  in,  and,
     presto,  problem gone, customer happy, no charge, and Yamaha
     pays me $24 for 5 minutes work!

     But, and this would be a truly  boring  anecdote  without  a
     but,  the  unit  came back about a month later, same problem
     (but different  channel).  Culprit?   A  different  2SC1345.
     Another 5 minutes, another $24 dollars. Boy, says I, this is
     one way to make a living.

     Soon, several others brought theirs back with the same prob-
     lem.  I  notified  Yamaha,  and they say they are unfamiliar
     with the problem. Now, other problems are starting  to  show
     up.  Tuners  are  drifting  (AFC  driver  happens  to  be  a
     2SC1345), stereo lights don't light up (lamp driver from MPX
     chip  is  a 2SC1345). Output stage blows up, taking tweeters
     with it (bias regulator is 2SC1345). Turntable  starts  run-
     ning  at  erratic  speed,  sometimes as much as 100 RPM (you
     guessed it, 2SC1345 is tacho sensor in turntable speed  con-
     trol).

     I'm replacing 2SC1345's left and right, making a  bundle  on
     in-warranty repairs.  It turns out that EVERY Yamaha unit we
     sold with a 2SC1345 somewhere in it came back  for  repairs.
     The  Yamaha  pulls  a  fast  one. They say that they will no
     longer pay  for  repeat  repairs  on  units  with  defective
     transistors.  What  this really means is they require repair
     centers to replace ALL 2SC1345's when the unit comes in  for
     repair.  A  job  that might take 3 to 4 hours on some of the
     more complex units. And how many repair people will  butcher
     a board replacing upwards of 20 transistors?

     Interstingly enough, at the same time, Burwen Labs is having
     a  similar  problem  in  their noise reduction units, uncon-
     trolled noise after warmup.  ALL Burwen units eventually had
     to be repaired.

     The connection: Both manufacturers were using  semiconductor
     devices  manufactured  by Hitachi during a certain period of
     time. It was discovered that there was an  impurity  in  the
     curing  resin for the plastic cases that proved corrosive on
     the more delicate parts of semiconductor fabrications.

     I solved the Yamaha problem  of  not  enough  money/time  to
     repair by simply sending the whole motherboard or the entire
     receiver back and let them handle the problem. Interestingly
     enough,  they  never  officially  admitted that this problem
     ever existed.

     As an aside, one CR-800 came back, also very noisy, but with
     different symtoms. Opening the case revealed a white residue
     covering much of the interior, along with  what  might  have
     been very minor fire damage in an area that a fire could not
     have gotten started in (the tone control/tape switch board).
     I suspected that this was not a warranty repair, and we then
     questioned the customer. After  grueling  cross-examination,
     it  turns  out  he  was trying to free-base some coke on the
     shelf above and ended up spilling the whole  mess  into  his
     receiver,  and  nearly  burnt his apartment down in the pro-
     cess!

     Dick Pierce

rdp@teddy.UUCP (10/29/85)

                         Audio Anecdote
                             of the
                           <interval>

This <interval>'s topic:

                           Chrome-Dome
                               and
                     The Use of Loudspeakers
                               as
                        Offensive Weapons

The last two anecdotes dealt with the problems dealers and custo-
mers  face  when  dealing with manufacturers. This <interval>, we
take a look at some of the the problems dealers and manufacturers
face when dealing with customers.

The main character in our story here was  a  young  (high-school)
kid subsequently dubbed "Chrome-dome". Here is his (our) story:

Way back when, shortly after I and several others had  started  a
high-end  hi-fi  store  in Boston, we were selling, amongst other
things, the then  completely  new  Yamaha  electronics  line  and
Celestion  speakers. For those who may not be familiar with them,
Celestion, at that time, made a line of  speakers  that  combined
reasonable  accuracy  with  high  efficiency and remarkable power
handling. The top of the line speaker, the Ditton  66,  consisted
of a 12 inch woofer/passive radiator bass system, a phenominal 2"
dome midrange that would handle untold power,  and  a  very  wide
band uncollored 1" dome tweeter.

One day, this kid walks in, carrying  a  copy  of  Pink  Floydd's
"Dark  Side  of  the Moon". Seems he's looking for a killer hi-fi
system. He had been sold on JBL speakers and  Phase  Linear  amps
and  Crown  preamps at another store.  His budget, unfortunately,
was about 40% shy. We suggested he listen to a  system  comprised
of  the  Celestion  66's and a Yamaha CA-1000 integrated amp. The
combination (once he got done with turntable, et al)  was  within
his  budget, the only remaining task was to convince him that the
system met his needs.

He handed us his record, and we said we already had a  new  copy.
"No,"  he  said,  "I don't trust stores' records, they're usually
awful." OK, we say, we'll play yours. To this person, record care
was  something you did with stuff you scrape of your sneakers and
apply with 40 grit sandpaper! He agreed that his  record  was  "a
bit  worn",  but  that was done by another store. We put our copy
on, and he was happy.

While it was playing (fairly loud), he asked that  it  be  turned
up.  Up  it  went.   Not  loud  enough for him, he wanted it even
louder. At this point the  level  was  approaching  painful,  but
there was plenty of reserve left in the Yamaha, so we didn't care
much. It was far louder than we had ever listened to things,  but
we  were  amazed  at  how  the  speakers  were managing to handle
things, and they showed no signs of distress. Louder and  louder,
he wanted things.

He was not convinced until  the  strangest  thing  happened.  The
Celestion  speakers  were  sitting on a couple of short pieces of
2x4's because, sitting directly on  the  floor,  the  bass  could
sometime  be  overwhelming. The 2x4's seemed to cure the problem.
Well, whoever had set up the speakers  didn't  have  them  seated
squarely,  and,  during  a  particularily  loud passage, the left
speaker slipped of one of the 2x4's, and, rocking on the verge of
total imbalance, proceeded to walk forward about a foot or so!

Well, this kid was impressed beyond recovery. At that  point,  he
took  out  his and paid us for the system, cash! This despite our
repeated attempts to convince him that  the  speaker  had  merely
slipped, and wass not walking under its own bass prowess!

He took the system home, and immediately called us up to tell  us
how wonderfull the system was.

For several weeks we heard nothing. In the interim, it seems  his
father  had  gotten  sick and tired of his hippy kid playing that
rock music at deafening levels. So he grapped our  hero,  dragged
him  to  a  barber  shop, and had his hair cut. This kid ended up
with a crew cut the of which there has never  been  any  whicher,
before or since. I doubt there existed a single folicle exceeding
1/16"! At his next visit, we didn't even recognize him.  He  said
of  his  fate,  "Well, I guess you guys can call me Chrome-dome!"
The name, of course, immediately stuck fast.

This visit of his was not all that humorous. It  seems  that  the
speakers  didn't  sound as clear as they once did. A quick listen
revealed the problem: the tweeters were very thoroughly fried. We
replaced them no charge, and advised him that he should excersize
some caution. He went away happy, while we tried  to  figure  out
how he had managed to fry two tweeters.

A week later, our friend was back.  Same  problem.  New  tweeters
were  installed.   This  time,  he  was required to pay for them,
since the problem seemd not with the equipment. At $36  a  crack,
this  was  to become an expensive lesson to learn.  The next day,
he was back again. This time he brought his amp along. I  checked
it out, just to make sure that it was not unstable or oscillating
or anything like that. Well, we had warned him, and told  him  to
get his $72 ready. I retired to the lab to replace the tweeters.

WHen new units had been installed, I tested the  speakers.  There
was  no  high  frequencies  still, and the midrange sounded truly
strange!. I quick checked the feed  to  the  tweeters  and  found
nothing.  So, out came the woofer, and all the damping, and there
was the crossover before me, or what remained of  the  crossover.
Both  high  frequency pass capacitors were gone. Simply not there
anymore, quite totally in absentia.  One  of  the  midrange  caps
looked  more  like  a sausage than an electronic component. There
was the unmistakable odor of burnt plastic, and the rear wall  of
the  enclosure looked like it had been hit by shrapnel. And there
was a lot of paper and aluminum confetti just floating about!

Well, Chrome-dome was put on the hotseat.  "What  happened?",  we
drilled.  After a few minutes of questioning, he revealed that he
like to play his harmonica along with whatever music was playing.
And,  conveniently,  the Yamaha amp had a nice microphone jack on
the front panel. Well, visions of infinite feedback squeal danced
in our heads. Sure, I thought, that might be enough abuse to send
an amp so far into clipping that it might destroy some tweeters.

He even agreed to demonstrate. We,  instead,  suggested  that  we
show  him  how, if he really had to do it, how it should be done.
He hauled out his microphone, and we plugged it in, and carefully
turned it up until it was at the level he wnted it at. The volume
control was at about 2/3 full. He said, "No, that's not how I  do
it." At which point, he removed his microphone, turned the volume
all the way up, and proceeded to slam the  microphone  plug  back
into  the  jack.  There was, of course, a deafening "KABOOM", ac-
compinied by a very sharp but muffled  "CRACK".  Simultaneous  to
this  was  the unmistakeable ring-like flash of light acround the
periphery of the tweeter domes, signalling that the  tweeters  in
our  floor  models  had  gone  to  join their compatriots in some
direct-radiator nirvahna. A few seconds later,  we  detected  the
strong  odor of burning plastic, tempered by a slight acid smell.
Our floor models were destroyed! The capacitors  had  been  blown
apart, in one case fracturing the crossover PC board!

And there, next to the Yamaha, which had shut  down  in  protest,
was  Chrome-dome,  smiling  his toothy grin, saying, "Wasn't that
awesome?"

Dick Pierce