wade@nmtvax.UUCP (03/20/84)
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THE GALACTIC ENQUIRER
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There has been a recent raid on Starbase 1 in Romulan space.
The Orion raiders captured Grand Admiral Jeff Dawson, and it is
rumored that he is soon to be a sex slave on Vulcan.
Spock commented, "He's just so cute, we couldn't resist!".
The Federation has been receiving large shipments of black market
sex aids from various areas of Romulan space with the aid of the
Orions.
--BY LEADING SCIENTIST AT NMIMT--
(really it is)