[net.games] More Real Men

zmk04@udenva.UUCP (zmk04) (04/09/85)

Here are some more "real men" bits that my roommate and I came up with:

Favorite Character Class
Real Men play Fighters
Real Role-Players play Monks
Loonies play half-orc sages
Munchkins play Fighter/Magic-User/Thieves

Favorite Spell-Casting Class
Real Men play Magic-Users
Real Role-Players play Illusionists
Loonies play Jesters
Munchkins play psionic Fighter/Magic-User/Thieves

What to Take for Supplies
Real Men eat chili and beans
Real Role-Players eat iron rations
Loonies eat Froot Loops
Munchkins eat whatever gives the most plusses

Favorite Pantheon
Real Men worship Norse Gods
Real Role-Players worship Finnish Gods
Loonies worship the cast of the Rocky Horror Picture Show
Munchkins worship whichever pantheon gives the most plusses

Favorite Fantasy Setting
Real Men like Sanctuary/Thieves World
Real Role-Players like Amber
Loonies like Southern California
Munchkins like anything by TSR

Favorite Magic Weapon
Real Men use Vorpal Swords
Real Role-Players use Daggers of Venom
Loonies use +1 pencils
Munchkins use Odin's spear

Favorite Modern-day Weapon
Real Men use .44 Magnums
Real Role-Players use Walther PPKs
Loonies use water pistols
Munchkins use Thompson submachine guns

Music for Gaming Sessions
Real Men listen to Bruce Springsteen
Real Role-Players listen to 14th century madrigals
Loonies listen to Monty Python, "Weird Al" Yankovic, and Dr. Demento
Munchkins listen to Michael Jackson

ir278@sdcc6.UUCP (Paul Anderson) (04/13/85)

 =[ Frobozz Magic Line-Eater Bait ]=

 This may just be me flaming from the disgusting array I recently saw at
 a toy store, but...

 FAVORITE RPG PLAYING PIECES
 Real Men use Grenadier 25mm figures (enamel-painted)
 Real Role-Players use Citadel 25mm figures (acrylic-painted)
 Loonies use decapitated Barbie dolls
 Munchkins use anything by TSR (1/2" square cardboard counters and 
				huge 350mm+ colorful plastic figures)

	I feel better already!

	Paul Anderson		UC San Digo

ncg@ukc.UUCP (N.C.Gale) (04/22/85)

And of campaign designers:
Real Men design campaigns with Ideals for the players to strive towards.
Real DMs design campaigns with obstacles for the players to overcome.
Loonies design campaigns with Ideals for the players to overcome.
Munchkins design Death-traps.