john@x.UUCP (John Woods) (10/19/84)
My favorite magic item is: The Wilkinson Sword When drawn in combat, it immediately proceeds to give you a close, but comfortable, shave. But then again, my world tends to be a bit on the odd side... -- John Woods, Charles River Data Systems, Framingham MA, (617) 626-1114 ...!decvax!frog!john, ...!mit-eddie!jfw, jfw%mit-ccc@MIT-XX.ARPA