[net.games.frp] adventure log, long but maybe interesting

steve@avsdS.UUCP (Steve Russell) (05/29/85)

******************for the mysterious line eater*************
(whom I have never met but everyone else sacrifices to it)

A while ago someone asked if anyone was interested is posting
a log of one of their games. In response to this the following
dramatization is submitted. This by the way was played over a
period of several weeks by our "two-lunch-a-week" play group
here at work and is based on one of TSR's (c) published modules
(Palace of the Silver Princess). It is long, but then I am verbose
(love to hear myself talk) and our play group tends to hit damn
near every room in the dungeon.
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                             Chapter One

     We approached the palace quietly.

     As we had seen from afar, the palace was surrounded  by
a  ruby-colored  glow.  It  extended  from  the walls of the
palace to a point some thirty oards distant. All  plant-life
within  that  zone  had  withered and died.  I had a feeling
that we would do no better within that crimson vale.

     We paused not too near the edge of the glow.  The  gate
in the palace wall was open--waiting.

     "This must be the place," I said, to no one in particu-
lar,  and  settled down on the withered grounds. I looked up
at my companions.

     We were a sorry lot, we five. Two warriors, two sorcer-
ers, and a Holy man.  And all of us apprentices.

     Among  us,  Shadowfax   was   the   eldest   and   most
experienced-  most  experienced apprentice, that is, and all
of seventeen years old. The  rest  were  all  about  a  year
younger, myself included.

     I looked up at Shadowfax. He looked much older than his
years. I knew his companion, Delilah, but not as well. I had
seen her at play with the other girls before  the  choosing,
but  that  was  at  a  time  before I was interested in such
things. Now she had the same, faraway, look as Shadowfax.

     He doesn't remember me, I thought. I didn't worry  much
about it. We had all changed so much over the years. Indeed,
the events over the last two days would be  enough  to  blot
out the memory of any sane man.

     I considered this. Having a painfully acute  memory  of
recent events, I concluded we must all be insane. What other
excuse, I thought, would bring us here.

     I looked over at Eric, my comrade-in-arms.  I  KNEW  he
was  insane.  Always has been. Whenever something was amiss,
he was usually involved. That was one of the reasons  I  was
here;  to  look  after Eric. I thought of the other two rea-
sons.

     The master of my house, Donnel the Brave,  had  been  a
guest of the Princess on the night of the great celebration;
as were most all of the leading members of our small princi-
pality.  He  was in the palace, feasting with the other high
lords and notables when the crisis struck  Haven-  the  same
palace which now lay half ruined before us. He was in there,
somewhere, and Eric and I had come to fetch him safely home.
That was the second reason I was here.

     The third was quite simple; we had been summoned.

     Something crawled across my fingers.

     A curse passed my lips as I jumped up and shook my hand
wildly.  The  furry devil was flung to the ground at my feet
where it met death beneath the heel of my boot.

     To the amusement of my companions I muttered  a  single
word, ". .spider. .", and stood silently by Eric.

     Things had not been going well lately, and  with  Haven
deteriorating  rapidly,  it seemed that more and more little
things were plotting to make my life miserable.

     I thought of the Protectors and of the dream  they  had
the  previous  night  woven around me. I had awoken from it,
sweating.

     "Help us," they had cried in the dream,  "Haven  is  in
dire  trouble". That news was not new. A full day had passed
since the night of disaster.  "Come to the  palace  at  noon
and  we  will  open  the  way for you. You will meet friends
there who will go with you.  Find the evil  in  the  palace,
destroy  it, and Haven will be saved!"  This plan was, to my
thinking, just a little too simplistic  to  be  believed  by
even a sixteen-year-old student-of-arms such as me.

     I had just managed to return to sleep,  convinced  that
the  dream was accidently misdirected towards me, when I had
heard several of the younger boys shouting.    Wonderful,  I
had  thought.   Short rations, little water, nightmares, and
now . . . . Fire!

     Since my mother's  death,  nine  years  before,  I  had
developed a rather cynical, if not stoic, outlook upon life.
This, I had been told, would hold me in good stead  as  long
as I managed to retain some small sense of humor.

     "Try to find the humor in life," my Master-at-Arms  had
said.

     While Eric and I hurriedly packed our meager belongings
that  night,  I  had tried to think of something humorous. I
had finally thought of the black spider's nest  beneath  the
lower  armory  floor where I had been assigned to scrub upon
our arrival there, two years ago.  That assignment  had  put
me  on  the  sick  list for two weeks due to a single spider
bite.

     At that thought, my heel  ground  a  little  harder.  I
hated spiders.

     Stone and masonry do not burn but wood does. Even  wood
such  as that on the lower armory floor. In the midst of the
conflagration I had managed to find a chuckle that night.

     Meric looked not much changed since attainment of  Aco-
lyte.   He   still  resembled  his  brother  Eric,  but  his
Patriarch, Elitho, had not stressed physical training as had
Donnel.  Eric,  and I too for that matter, had gained weight
and muscle in the house of Donnel.

     Eric and I stood together, looking out  over  the  ruby
haze.  He  noted  a lizard scuttle across the ground towards
the glow. It passed within about a  foot,  seemed  to  think
better  of  it, and turned to come out.  The glow brightened
about it for a moment  and  it  was  suddenly  still.   Very
still.  .  . and I did not think it was resting. Eric looked
at me.

     "Well, my friends," I began, "it would .  .  seem  .  .
that . . ."

     My voice trailed away as, from the  open  gate  to  the
edge of the dead zone, the ruby glow was slowly wavering . .
. changing. In but a few moments a  path  more  than  twenty
feet  wide,  all  the  way  to  that  inviting entrance, had
cleared.

     "We are expected," Eric said brightly.

     I was sure he did not stop to think WHO might  possibly
be expecting us.

     Evidently he did not as, with a smile to the others, he
strode  out  for  the gate. I stopped him at the edge of the
path. To our left and our right we could see into the  sides
of  the  glow.  It was solid.  The path before us was clear,
however, and as Shadowfax and the others caught up with  us,
Eric again stepped to the fore with Shadowfax a step behind.

     With the others coming up behind me I had no other  out
but to continue.

     "What if . . ," I began, in a whisper to Shadowfax.

     "The Protectors are holding it," he said, equally  sub-
dued, "but let us not be tardy, lest they weaken . . ."

     I had not thought of that. Neither had Eric.

     We passed those fiery walls at a  trot  that  was  just
short  of  a  run.  Blade drawn, Eric reached the gate first
and stepped inside. I followed suit. As I passed the  portal
a  tingle chilled my spine. For no reason, I looked down and
saw the barest shadow, a thin line, strung only inches above
the  ground  from one side of the gate to the other. Holding
out my shield arm I gestured to the wire with my sword.

     Shadowfax nodded and stepped  gingerly  over  the  trip
wire.  I  turned  my  back  and  scanned the interior of the
courtyard. So far, so . . .

     A grunt behind me told me it suddenly wasn't so good. A
sharp  clang  against  the  gate post to my right told me it
could have been worse.

     I turned to see Shadowfax helping  Meric  back  to  his
feet.  Eric  rushed  up, concern written on his face. Though
they had not been as close since the choosing, these  broth-
ers  still  shared  the  love  I  had missed these past nine
years.  Eric stooped to retrieve Meric's Holy Symbol. I won-
dered  if the Holy Symbol had protected him from the trap or
if he was just exceedingly lucky.  The iron  cross-bow  bolt
lay bent by the side of the gate.

     "Well," said Meric,  "at  least  it  didn't  close  the
gate."

     Shadowfax grinned.  Delilah merely rolled her eyes  and
walked away. I had the distinct impression that she had lit-
tle faith in those who relied on the whim of  some  god  who
may or may not be around when you needed him.

     We all turned to investigate the courtyard.

     It was bare . . . lifeless . . .  altogether  a  dreary
place.  About forty-feet square, the courtyard contained two
doors, one on either side of the gate, and  two  portcullis'
on  either side of the back wall.  Eric and I slowly circled
the courtyard while the others gave  closer  examination  to
the  four portals. As I passed each portcullis, a dank draft
wisped about me. Glancing first at one  set  of  iron  bars,
then  the  other, it seemed the prudent thing to do would be
to try one of the wooden doors. After  a  short  conference,
Eric opted to try the door to the left.

     Eric moved the latch slowly and tugged on the door.  It
rattled  solidly  but  didn't budge. I stepped alongside him
and with both our weights we yanked  on  the  lever.  For  a
moment  it  held, then suddenly swung fully open to reveal-a
RAT!  Not a particularly small one, either.

     About four feet long or more and  apparently  much  put
out  about  having its slumber disturbed, it darted its neck
out and tried to nip me! Not for nothing had  I  earned  the
nick-name,  Nimrod-the-Nimble.  I  danced  back  quickly and
swung futilely at the repugnant rodent. As my  sword  failed
to  find  it's  mark,  Eric  flashed  his  blade  'twixt the
creature and me and landed  a  blow.  It's  attention  drawn
elsewhere, I tried another swing but the movement caught the
monster's eye for it darted back into its den. Never one  to
be  left  behind,  Eric pursued the matter as a true warrior
and before I could poise to strike, he dispatched the  beast
quite nicely.

     "Now we are even," he grinned, as he  stooped  to  wipe
his  blade  on the fur of the dead animal. At my questioning
look he continued innocently, "Now we  have  BOTH  made  our
first  kill  of  the  day."   My  face burned lightly.  From
another, that slight sting might have welled-up  and  caused
an  outbreak  of fury. But it was Eric who had found me that
day in the lower armory . And it was Eric who had stayed  by
my side for three days while I thrashed in my fever.  He was
the  closest  thing  to  family  I   had   left.    He   was
forgiven...again.

     The rest of the party entered the room and surveyed its
contents,  or  rather,  its  lack of. Four bare stone walls,
stone ceiling and floor, rat-litter in one corner and  noth-
ing  else save a lever midway up the north wall. Upon closer
examination a single letter "A" was found  engraved  in  the
stone above the lever.

     Discussion raged over whether to  raise  the  lever  or
not.  On  the one hand it could very well be our undoing, on
the other, we wouldn't know what it did if we didn't.   See-
ing  no  other  way  out,  the  decision  was made. Eric (of
course) volunteered to raise the lever and we  all  went  to
keep  watch  by  the  door. As his hand touched the shaft, I
heard an anguished moan behind me and turned to look.

     Sometime during the fight, the main gate  had  silently
lowered and locked us, quite securely, within the courtyard.
The red haze which had been clear of  the  path  now  encom-
passed  it  up  to  the bars of the gate. It would seem that
either our un-seen helper had finally tired; or our  un-seen
host  had  just  invited  us  to stay.  With nothing more to
lose, Eric raised the lever.

     Silence.

     I looked from the courtyard into  the  room  and  back.
Nothing.

     Two more times--raised and lowered. Still  nothing.  An
unkind  thought  passed  my mind towards the builders of the
palace. We all filed out. I propped the door open  while  we
deliberated on our next step.

     "Well," Shadowfax murmured, looking across  the  court-
yard, "there IS another door over THERE."

     "True enough,"  I  said,  and  added  lightly,  "And  I
haven't killed MY rat for today."

     Eric chuckled and graciously offered to open  the  door
for  me, that I would be ready this time. It sounded fair of
him and I told him as much. I also promised  that  if  there
were  more  than one, I would save it for him; thus we would
go, each of us taking turns so as not to exhaust  the  other
and  thus  would  our  enemies  fall  before  us! I prepared
myself, shield and blade, and as he opened the door I leaped
inside, a figure of fury!

     As my eyes scanned the  room  I  found  my  target,  or
rather two targets, in the far corner - and each was holding
steel! What luck! Here I was on solid ground with an enemy I
could relate to! Skinny ones, too! Why, I must have at least
a hundred pounds over the both of them; combined! True to my
word  I  called  out  in  a  merry  voice, "Eric, come look.
There's one here for you, too!"

     His head in the doorway, he studied the situation.  The
enemy  approached  warily.  After a few moments I glanced at
Eric. Instead of entering, he merely nodded towards the pair
and asked, "How do you propose to kill them - again?"

     Again?

     I took a closer look at  our  approaching  foe.  I  had
heard  of  such things before.  The tales told in the tavern
where my dear mother had worked had held me rapt, long  into
the  night.  Stories  so  chilling - yet exciting. One never
knew if they could be believed.  I was suddenly a believer.

     The emaciated gate-keepers were beyond  saving  by  any
feast  on  this  earth.  Their yellow-white starkness became
more apparent as  they  approached  the  door.  Eye-sockets,
empty  (save  for  a dull-red glow), stared blindly at us as
they  neared,  weapons  at  the  guard,  bone-white  fingers
wrapped around their hilts.

     "Uh . . .," I still pondered Eric's question, "I'm open
to suggestion," I said, hopefully.

     Hearing  none,  though  doubtful  of  the  outcome,   I
prepared  to  strike. Before taking a step, however, I heard
Meric's voice behind me.

     "Move over," he said, "and let me try something."

     Not having any good ideas of my own, it seemed  like  a
reasonable  request and, if whatever he thought he was going
to do failed, there would then be three of us in the room. I
gave  quick thought to the mace that Meric wore at his side.
Yes. That would seem to be the ideal weapon for this sort of
encounter.

     Meric sidled past me, chanting quiet  passages  to  his
God,  right  arm  held  high  before  him. Not too bright, I
thought. I should think  that  even  an  apprenticed  Cleric
would  understand  that  a  full-swing would give his weapon
much more . . .

     I looked up again at Meric's right arm.

     Meric did not have his mace in his right hand.  Meric's
mace  was in his left hand, said hand still by his side.  In
his right he wielded . . . HIS HOLY SYMBOL!!!

     WONDERFUL!!, I thought savagely to  myself.  Meric  has
picked  this  time to go fraggy on us!!! I readied myself as
Meric advanced fearlessly; right  arm  held  high,  chanting
constantly.

     The skeletons seemed to look at  him  quizzically,  and
then,  to  my complete amazement, they slowly backed away to
the far corner of the room.  This was delightful!  Meric had
just  jumped up several notches on my scale.  I started over
to wreak havoc upon them but Meric bid me stop.

     "Leave them," he said, "Search the room. I  don't  know
how long I can hold them like this."

     I considered this quickly. This too, sounded quite rea-
sonable.  After  a furtive glance at the corner, I continued
my search. Between Eric and I, and then  Shadowfax,  it  was
confirmed.  The room was as the other, save for the tenants.
A matching lever on the north wall; nothing  more.  No,  not
quite. This lever had the letter "B" inscribed by it.

     Ah! This was more like it, I  thought!  At  this  rate,
with a little over two-dozen more rooms and levers, we could
have enough letters to spell nearly any word--in perhaps one
or two weeks. I kept this tid-bit of information to myself.

     Shadowfax appeared deep in thought; then he  looked  at
me. Some thoughts aren't that deep.

     "All right," I sighed, "take a  look  outside  and  see
what doesn't happen this time." He nodded in reply.

     This better do something, I thought as  I  gripped  the
smooth,  wooden  handle.   I  glanced  at  Meric over by the
corner with his new-found friends. With Eric at the ready, I
pulled the lever down and listened intently.

     Silence . . .

     Twice more I moved it. Nothing.

     "Did ANYTHING happen, 'Fax?," I asked, exasperated.

     Turning in the doorway, he looked at me, somewhat  puz-
zled.  He frowned for a moment.  Before I could say anything
the frown ceased, replaced by a smile, as he remembered  the
skinny  youth  who  was,  nine  years  before,  new  to  the
orphanage.

     He started to speak, then his face brightened.

     "Eric, to the other room," he  said,  excitedly,  "Lets
try both the levers."

     Eric looked at Meric, then at me. I  nodded.  With  his
brother  being  looked  after,  he ran to the other room and
grabbed the lever.

     "A moment," cried Shadowfax  who  turned  to  speak  to
Delilah.  They  both  went into the silences; mouthing empty
words, fingers gesturing quickly.

     Shadowfax raised and lowered his arm  and  Eric  and  I
worked the levers.

     This time I could feel the  sound  coming  through  the
stone  walls.  It had worked!  I was suddenly very glad that
Shadowfax had responded to the dream. I felt that we  had  a
more than meager chance for survival now.

     Eric rushed out to the courtyard. "The portcullis'  are
opening!,"  he  shouted.   "Come on, Nimrod!," he continued,
"and don't forget Meric!" This last a gleeful laugh.

     I looked to the Holy Man. "Time to  go,"  I  said,  and
added, "What about them?"

     "They'll stay there until I leave the  room.  Once  the
door  is  closed,  they  will not follow," he explained.  He
began to back away slowly. His play-mates did not  budge.  I
asked  him  how he had driven them back from us.  Looking to
me, he smiled.

     "It is my Divine Grace," he said, smugly.  And promptly
tripped on his robe.

     Minus points for Meric added up quickly as the  un-dead
creatures,  no  longer  under his control, rose to the occa-
sion. I felt my heart  race  as  their  permanently-grinning
faces grew closer.

     Scrambling wildly to his feet, Meric  once  again  held
out his Holy Symbol but it wasn't working this time! Looking
quickly to his hand he swore, and turned  the  symbol  right
side up.

     This time his bony companions respected his wishes  and
shuffled  back to the corner. I could swear they were trying
to keep from laughing . . .if they  had  anything  to  laugh
with.  I  was  trying  hard to remember that this was Eric's
beloved brother.

     I helped Meric by remaining silent. I also held him  by
his  belt,  until  we were clear of the doorway and the door
was closed. Listening at the door I heard no sounds of  pur-
suit.

     I gave Meric a stony look, and turned.

     ". . . Divine Grace . . .," I  muttered,  as  I  walked
towards the rest of the party.

                             Chapter Two

     The passageway was dark.

     Eric, of course, had taken the lead, pausing only  long
enough to let Meric set light to a torch.

     We had entered the right-hand opening in the courtyard,
which  had  turned  immediately  to  the right and continued
beyond the range of the torch-light.

     Eric was followed closely by Meric, Delilah, Shadowfax,
and then myself.  This last was not of cowardice. Donnel had
beaten it into us early that the fighter  who  fails  to  be
aware of his rear--often loses it. Donnel also instructed us
never to get separated from the party. I could foresee  dif-
ficulty  in  this with respect to Eric. Eric was, after all,
quite crazy.

     We proceeded  slowly,  very  slowly,  while  Grace  and
Insanity  inspected  carefully  every  foot  of the pathway-
above, below, and to the sides.

     Shadowfax dropped back a pace to walk at my left side.

     "Come back to haunt me, did  you?,"  he  asked  with  a
smile.

     "You taught me to speak," I said simply.  As  an  after
thought I added, "Picked up a problem with spiders, though."

     He chuckled.

     We walked along together, silently.

     I thought of the past, some nine years before,  when  a
sullen young boy entered the orphanage; a youth angry at the
world. He had lost  his  only  family,  his  mother,  to  an
accident and had withdrawn into himself.  He would not talk,
but would sit by himself and stare into his  memories  until
his eyes flooded with tears. Then the fury would come and he
would lash about wildly so that none would  come  near--none
save for Shadowfax.

     For three months, the elder boy had tried to bring  out
that  quiet  youth,  in  the course of which time he got his
name un-ceremoniously shortened by two  syllables.  In  four
months,  the  shell  was  cracking. By five, the younger was
chatting away merrily; where ever Shadowfax tried  to  hide,
his  second  shadow  was  either  there  before him or right
behind. All was proceeding nicely until, at the end  of  the
sixth month, the unheard of had happened; Shadowfax had been
apprenticed to Mergannon the Sorcerer--more than  six  years
early!

     After his friend left, the boy had again withdrawn, but
this time the anger was replaced by the cynics cast.  It had
stayed.

     The party stopped.

     We had come about eighty feet along the passageway when
Eric  came  to a turn.  It continued off the the left, still
in darkness.

     Peering carefully around  the  corner,  Eric  whispered
back, "There's a door up ahead."

     I moved up quietly to look around Meric's shoulder  and
saw  what  I had seen before--about thirty feet of torch-lit
space with nothing but blackness beyond.  I  could  see  the
burned  out  sconces  along the walls. Someone had failed to
change them during the last two  days.  I  wondered  if  the
current residents of the palace needed light to see by.

     I saw the door up ahead to the left. Looking closely at
Eric's face, I could see the gleam in his eyes.

     We moved our small band of adventurers up to  the  door
with  Eric  and  I  on either side of it. We were all quiet.
Eric listened at the wooden  portal  and  heard  nothing.  I
listened as well and heard nothing.

     "Nimrod," he whispered, "it's my turn, isn't it?"

     I could see the tremor in his muscular frame; not  from
fear  (he  had none), but from the excitement! Yes, Eric was
quite mad.

     I nodded.  We don't really  have  to  go  in  there,  I
thought, as I grasped the latch.

     Shadowfax and Delilah stood close behind, deep into the
silences again as Eric poised at the ready.

     I pressed on the latch, pulled, and was rewarded with a
hollow rattle. The door held fast.

     With a disgusted sigh, Eric grabbed hold and added  his
weight  to  the effort. The door swung open stiffly and Eric
entered. Meric followed behind.

     From what I could see from the  doorway  the  room  was
very  large.  As Meric positioned himself near the center of
the room I could pick out its contents dimly. Paper littered
the floor in patches and I could see the outlines of toppled
chairs and tables over towards the left wall,  some  fifteen
feet away.

     I entered and moved  about  slowly.  I  drew  near  the
tables,  close  by  the wall, as Meric cast the light of the
torch about. Shadowfax and Delilah stayed near the  doorway,
one  keeping an eye on the corridor, the other keeping watch
over us.

     "It looks clear," I said, turning.

     A sharp gasp from Eric spun me around.  He  had  walked
between two of the fallen tables and seen what had been hid-
den from us all; three hairy-bodied,  human-like  creatures,
evil  eyes  gleaming from dog-like faces!  They had heard my
half-hearted attempt at the door and with swords ready, hid-
den themselves, waiting for us to enter!

     "Behind you!," I cried, as I  spied  two  more  of  the
beasts  raising  from  the  table  behind  him. Eric whirled
swiftly, more so than I had ever seen him  do  in  training,
and  narrowly  missed  the closest of the enemy to his rear.
The two decided to leave Eric to their three companions  and
moved  away  around the back of the table. Eric returned his
attention to the front none too soon as  two  of  the  three
were  nearly  on  him.  I  engaged  the third as Eric neatly
lopped off the head of one of his antagonists.

     I missed the chance to do the  same  with  mine  as  it
darted back from my blade.  I gave a thought to the two cir-
cling about somewhere. Meric had his mace  and  the  wizards
had their magic. I hoped it would be enough until Eric and I
were through.

     I took a blow on my shield as I saw the shadows  waver.
The  light  didn't  go out so I knew that Meric was still on
his feet.

     I parried a wicked slice from dog-face  and  heard  the
sound  of  two  bodies  thudding  to the ground behind me. I
couldn't look but Eric was momentarily free and  did  so.  I
saw  an  amazed look on his face and that manical gleam came
back to his eyes.

     With a final "HAH!", he ran his  opponent  through  and
stood there, laughing.

     Twice now in the last ten seconds my  own  partner  had
shown  me a terribly weak spot in his guard. I corrected his
mistake--permanently.

     Free now, I turned to see what had so amused Eric.

     There, standing over the bloody bodies of two  kobolds,
was Meric--looking for all the world like he was trying hard
to stay awake! All the while he was wiping off the  ball  of
his  mace,  his face was distorted by the rictus of the most
outlandish yawns I had ever seen! For all this, he had not a
scratch on him.

     I heard a chuckle and looked to see Shadowfax,  smiling
as if at some private joke.

     I stood confused for several moments, then  it  finally
occurred  to  me.  Either  Shadowfax or Delilah had thrown a
sleep spell at the kobolds and Meric had caught the  veriest
edge  of  it.  Meric had merely to bash in the brains of the
sleeping monsters to end their menace.

     Circling once again, Eric and I checked out the  room--
more carefully this time. We found no more surprises.

     Delilah was listening  intently  at  the  corridor  for
sounds  of  someone  showing  interest in joining our party.
Hearing none, she closed the door and, with a nod from  Sha-
dowfax, spiked the door against intrusion.

     I suddenly felt very tired.

                  *            *            *
This was written in a frenzy of ambition before I realized how un-unique
this all was and that there are probably thousands of poor hacks like
myself who would never otherwise get published *but* there is the net...

The event-calendar continues for several game-days (this was the
first D&D adventure for all of us save the DM) and eventually
the puzzle is solved. If anyone out there would like to hear the end
of it, that should be reason enough to finish-up transcribing and 
elaborating from the tapes (Tapes--you say? How else to remember the
play-by-play. Of course, video would have been better) and besides, we're
between projects anyway.

An interesting side note, I've just started this same module over again
with a new play-group (totally new people) playing a thief (instead of
a fighter) and despite having pre-knowledge of the senario (mind like
a steel trap--rusted shut) the play is still new, exciting, and entirely
delightful (and I can get my giggles watching these other new players
fumble around the same tricks and traps that fouled up my first party).

Party member: "Oh thief, could you please check out this here chest?"

Me: "Why sure!!!"

DM: roll...roll...roll..."You don't think there are any traps"

Me: "Hey, it looks ok by me!" and step WAAAAAAAYYYYY back....

steve            avsdS:steve

AMPEX
"We don't make many of anything around here--that's why we charge so much....."

steve@avsdS.UUCP (Steve Russell) (05/31/85)

>      Circling once again, Eric and I checked out the  room--
> more carefully this time. We found no more surprises.
> 
>      Delilah was listening  intently  at  the  corridor  for
> sounds  of  someone  showing  interest in joining our party.
> Hearing none, she closed the door and, with a nod from  Sha-
> dowfax, spiked the door against intrusion.
> 
>      I suddenly felt very tired.
>                   *            *            *

follow-up to my own message? (what GALL!!!)

Actually, just wanted to say that this is what happens when you watch your
wife's time-shifted soap opera........

steve            avsdS:steve
AMPEX
"We don't make many of anything around here--that's why we charge so much...."