okamoto@ucbvax.ARPA (Doctor Who) (10/14/85)
On the subject of strange weapons, this is a situation that actually happened. A party was coming back from a terrible journey from Mostal's Graveyard out in the Tunneled Hills in the Genert Wastes. Three scorpion men ambushed the party of 4. One of the characters was a Storm Bull berserker and he cast Berserker upon himself just as the scorpion man hit his right arm and broke it. With no other weapon available, he started bashing the scorpion man with his shield and proceeded to save the whole party by bashing them all on the head, knocking them out! The New Number Who, okamoto@BERKELEY.EDU Jeff Okamoto ..!ucbvax!okamoto
scott@hou2g.UUCP (Colonel'K) (10/14/85)
> One of the characters >was a Storm Bull berserker and he cast Berserker upon himself >just as the scorpion man hit his right arm and broke it. With >no other weapon available, he started bashing the scorpion man >with his shield and proceeded to save the whole party by bashing >them all on the head, knocking them out! >The New Number Who, okamoto@BERKELEY.EDU >Jeff Okamoto ..!ucbvax!okamoto Actually, when I first read this, I thought the Berserker's arm had been *severed*. You can imagine, then, how I thought a weaponless berserker would proceed. :-) Yeah, it's gross--you wanna make something of it? Step back while I unsheathe my +3 severed arm... "What do *YOU* drive?" "About 130 yards, depending on what club I use." "Ah...a COMPANY car." Scott J. Berry ihnp4!hou2g!scott
ccs020@ucdavis.UUCP (Kevin Chu) (10/16/85)
[...] > > Actually, when I first read this, I thought the Berserker's > arm had been *severed*. You can imagine, then, how I thought > a weaponless berserker would proceed. :-) > > Yeah, it's gross--you wanna make something of it? Step back > while I unsheathe my +3 severed arm... > [...] > > Scott J. Berry > ihnp4!hou2g!scott One of the cheers at footballs games is: "Rip off his arm and beat him over the head with it!" followed by... "Rip off his head and beat him over the arm with it!" -- --Kevin Chu ..ucbvax!ucdavis!vega!ccs020 /ex