[net.cycle] r: e: : :.: .... protection

scottm@cavell.UUCP (Scott McPhee) (07/10/84)

>>>>>>> FACE FIRST!... 
>>>>>>> minute scratches in the shield...
>>>>>>> retire the bubble ...
>>>>>>> toothpaste...
>>>>>>> encased in clothes....
>>>>>>> wasps in faces...
>>>>>>> semis head on...
 
 Well, I have nothing to worry about. I love to ride my bike
and I don't even have to worry about seeing. My pet bat is mounted 
under the fairing and is audio-coupled to small headphones in
my helmet (is this illegal in some places? :-) and I can hear 
small cars, large semis, or even bugs and wasps coming for a 
mile away thanks to Batty. 
 Is there concern for radar jamming on the highways? Who cares?
I've never been caught for speeding thanks to Batty's natural
communication abilities. The police radar is like a mating 
signal to him (he pants in my ear) and I know when to slow down.
I think his constant emission of bat vibes may set off others'
radar detectors too, so not only am I doing myself a favor, I am 
reglulating traffic and ensuring a safe 55-mph zone around
my bat-cycle!! (see net.auto for constant concern in this area :-) 
  
 I can safely drive with my eyes shut and and hands off the barz
all day because I have nothin' to worry about with full leathers and
Batty. This caused me great concern for awhile, but heck, skidding
is fun!!! One you skid for a couple of hundred yards at 70 or so
you'll never be the same - always wanting more. It's better than
these new water-slides that are going up everywhere. 
(>>>>> ten feet on his face  ....[he's getting the right idea])
 
 And gosh, guys, talking of bugs and semis and stuff, keep clean
out of the way of the Kenworths and Macs (trucks) - they hate
scraping another damn cyclist from between the grill bars.
It makes  a helluva lot more mess than the common wasp!! 

--- reply to the net, what the heck!---

Lighten the load and happier trails in the future.
California here I come!!!!!!!!!!!
 
..alberta!cavell!scottm 


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