[net.math] topology of Boston

colonel@gloria.UUCP (05/08/84)

[hold the russian!]

Not only is it non-Euclidean, but I suspect that it's non-orientable.
The first time I went downtown, I found myself at an unpromising
intersection.  I then walked

	left 1 block
	right 1 block
	left 1 block

and found myself back at the same intersection.
-- 
Col. G. L. Sicherman
...seismo!rochester!rocksvax!sunybcs!gloria!colonel

brad@ut-sally.UUCP (05/09/84)

<-\|/->/|\ which way ?
 More Boston topology.

Boston roads were designed by cows.  The reason Mass Ave does
a right angle through Harvard Square is that there was a really
juicy patch of grass right over there.  If two roads intersect
at right angles anywhere in Mass., state law requires:

1. All four branches are one-way going into the intesection. 

2. A one-lane feeder is constructed (only takes a couple 
of years) to channel traffic out of the intersection.

3. Both roads change names as they pass through the intersection.
(or better, only one road changes names; the other makes a right
angle turn and continues).

4. All identifying road signs *MUST* be removed.  These are
major roads.  You should know where you are.  

Next week:  How to drive rotaries, and how to get to the

                     (* gasp *)

                      Airport !
-- 

Brad Blumenthal          {No reasonable request refused}
{ihnp4,ctvax,seismo}!brad@ut-sally